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I have more actual friends on Pond Boss than I have from all other aspects of my life combined. How the heck did that happen?

phish pheremones

Perhaps you are much cooler on-line. :P

This epiphany carries little meaning until we determine the quantity of bonifide friends claimed on PB.
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Not that this is a surprise, but a lot of people don't like dentist. But we all love pond gurus on this forum.

Geek.

I'm proud to say that I'm a friend of Bruce's. Course that probably isn't the type of character reference Brettski was looking for.

Sunil?
This one is yours...

Bruce maybe people think you're just too good to be true in person?



Seriously though I can't imagine everyone not wanting to be your friend. That IS weird.

As far as not liking dentists it can't be nearly as bad as being a taxidermist. Many people put me in the same category as morticians (not dishing morticians though as I'm sure it requires a lot of training an skill).

Just thinking, Cecil - if you got together with a Mortician, you could do a VERY realistic ice fishing scene.

Hey did you even notice I'm here in the evening for once. Ricki is still back east and I'm on my own still. I'm find all kinds of stuff to get into and learning new things every day.

Today I learned that you should never open the trap door that is on the bottom of the toaster. It lets all the crumbs out. That leads to vacuuming the floor.

This might be a bad time to learn how to empty the porta potti

One time I was concerned that I couldn't see. And then I realized that a contact lens had fallen out.

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Did I just say that out loud?

We do have indoor plumbing Brettski. And up at the ranch we send it to the fiery gates of heck.

Don't know, but you did type it.

Do you talk while you're typing?

I hear you, but I can't see you.

Can you hear me now?

How many fingers am I holding up?

I've got you beat on that one. Once in college I put two different shoes on that looked alike. They had different size heels. I was sure there was something wrong with me! My God one leg is shorter than the other!

Now I see why Sunil calls all of you guys freaks.

What is normal?

Are you asking ME to define normal?

Just the one?

Didn't Garth Brooks have a song about this affliction?

Blindness?

Dr. Brucenstein, you must work too hard during the day. Then, you're off for pond/fishing time, and we're the only ones who check in 24 hours a day on that stuff! Thank goodness your family likes you so much.

"I've got friends in low places"?

That is a problem many professional writers have. Don't sweat the no local friends condition.

Help,help,I was counting Jeffs fingers and I fell,now I cant reach my beer.

try three cups of soap in the washing machine, it will make your clothes three times cleaner.........and yer floor.......





i thinks its your humility bruce. how could ya not love this guy.....

Glad you posted that photo, DIED. I spoke with Lusk yesterday, and he said the water was 18 inches OVER that dock during that 10 inch rain last week. No permanent damage he said, which says something about Bob's stewardship (care for the land and ponds).

I haven't actually met most of my friends on the forum. Are they legally still friends?

I am afraid to meet Brettski since the dodo bird incident. The rest I am looking forward to meeting!

Dwight:
You aren't going to try and sell me insurance are ya?

Maybe Bruce was fishing too much in his childhood when he should have been developing social skills?

Just kidding of course!

Well...other than the fact that you apparently wore women's footwear in college, there is nothing wrong with you.

I sense we are getting ever closer to learning the origins of the pantyhose fly!

Yep and just for the record it had nothing to do with me.

let's talk leeches

Wrong. All shoes have heels dude!

What do you catch using heels for bait?And what does that have to do with being friends with Bruce?Or are you saying Im a heel cause I like the guy?

Friend Bruce: I wore my bigbluegill.com shirt to work today! How's that for friendship from a distance?

I've been searching for a good bluegill shirt. Hard to find. Does big bluegill.com sell them? Can I wear one if I dont have big bluegill?

Somehow, I get the feeling JHAP isn't talking about bread

Burger: yes they do, and yes you can. It has the logo from the web site on the shirt -- sort of a cartoonish bluegill. Check the web site and see if you like it?

No, no Tom we're not saying that you're a heel because you like Bruce. Heck Bruce is a great guy and being friends with him doesn't make you a heel. We have other reasons that we think you're a heel.

Just to clarify Bobad, I was in fact talking about bread crumbs. All the "other" crumbs were all ready loose when I got here.

Does anybody eat cornbread in their buttermilk anymore?

I like cornbread in pinto beans with onions on the side. If Dwight were to sell me insurance I need a policy to protect me from: STUBBORN, SHORT, CLOSE MINDED, LITTLE MEN, WITH BIG EGOS (that happen to volunteer for board positions).

Geez, a guy gets busy shipping several hundred fish and look what he'll miss! This is some FUNNY stuff! one of the few threads I read EVERY post to in order to catch up.


One thought crossed my mind for Bruce. BigBlueGill.com shirts?!?! I may have to resort to blackmail if I don't see one in my mail soon! Just kidding----but if I'm not, I'll bet I'm holding up the same finger(s) as Jhap. Let me turn up the volume!

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Now I'm really confused. It's bad enough I've been confused from birth Tom, even though I test high on the I.Q. scale (at least on the Internet where there is no time limit).

In case there is a misunderstanding on your end, and you're not pulling my leg -- here's an explanation for the heel comment:

Davasta made the following comment when in college I revealed I put on identical shoes with two different size heels, and thought overnight I had legs of two different lengths (in reference to Bruce's comments about thinking there was something wrong with his eyes when he forgot to put his contact lenses in).



And somewhere in the thread pantyhose came up (in reference to my pantyhose pellets.)

My response of course was the shoes I wore in college were not "heels" as in women's shoes but all shoes have heels..

I just dont understand how someone with a high IQ could be confused about this thread.

I dont understand how anyone on this forum could be confused,or maybe we are all confused all the time.Im not sure,maybe Im confused.

Do pantyhose really have flies?

I'm not touching that one.

After the third day worn, yes!