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My father had two sons (my brothers who tied me to the clothes line and threw dog poop on me) We could be cousins. Did one of your brothers lose his shins in a boating accident? No? but I would love to hear that story! I bet it is up there with the Jeff Foxworthy tale about a guy who got his nipple bitten off by a Beaver! 
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You have a knack for telling stories, Anna. You could even make up your own pond-related Jeff Foxworthy jokes.
We can start with an old one:
Mr. Foxworthy, do you know why I pulled you over?
Well no sir, Mr. Foxworthy, it's not against the law to tow a boat on the highway.
But we do require you put it on a trailer.
Heck, you dropped your skier about 2 miles back there.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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My father had two sons (my brothers who tied me to the clothes line and threw dog poop on me) We could be cousins. Did one of your brothers lose his shins in a boating accident? No? but I would love to hear that story! I would fill you in, but I promised never to tell that story in exchange for immunity from prosecution (and to remain in Grandpa Gallus' will). However, I did manage to get my cousin Stumpy Jack on the cover of PBMag one time.
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I couldn't see the picture but I did subscribe, so now I want my fish Avatar! (Tapping foot) How do I get one? 
If it's not fit for you to eat, what makes you think it's good for your dog? AHAHM
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For instructions on the "I subscribe" logo, see Cody's note and referral in the Archives.
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Like this! Did you know you can steal just about anyone's avatar by simply right clicking it, choosing properties and cutting and pasting the web address into the [img] brackets? You can even use the images from their photobucket account without a problem.
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Anna said "No? but I would love to hear that story! I bet it is up there with the Jeff Foxworthy tale about a guy who got his nipple bitten off by a Beaver!"
My mom and her sisters swear that their meanest brother(long deceased) got his dangling participle bitten by a male Red bird. (OK, cardinal)
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