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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy..'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears..'

'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the
doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!

That's pretty good Dwight. I like it.

Dwight is gonna get thirsty when Sunil comes to visit. Gail is gonna have plenty.

Dwight, being so close to Canada I thought you might have some Canadian beer in the fridge...

Moosehead is from Canada.

I missed it, I was too busy drooling over the Peroni...

Did anyone else notice that Dwights beer seems to be slowly inching its way onto Gails beer space? Shouldnt someone point that out to her? Of course if it is like it is at our house the same thing is probably happening in the clothes closet but with Gail gaining space. A good compromise in my opinion.

My wife has almost all the closet space,But I have MY OWN beer fridge.

Gail's beer, Michelob Ultra is rated "F" at Beer Advocate. That is why the Beer Fridge is located in my shop and the closets are located in her house.

Where do you keep the good stuff?

Hidden from Sunil.

This will give me an opportunity to determine if Sunil was paying any attention to my urban linguistics seminar.

No Sierra Nevada Pale Ale??? It's probably in the beer fridge in the shop.

Sometimes Sunil will not post in a thread in which he has no interest. That not being the case here, I figure he is off somewhere doing some taste-testing.