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Just a friendly reminder,Valentines day is coming up.Are YOU prepared?
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If you start early enough in your relationship to give your woman low expectations, it makes life so much easier! HAHA
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what's "Valentine's Day"?
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I already have the vacuum picked out!!!
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Yep,you guys have had it.I have flowers coming,but,then again,I know how to suck up.  
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I already have the vacuum picked out!!! Make it a two-bagger. She'll love that. (rolleyes)
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I already have the vacuum picked out!!! What a great idea! And all I got my wife was a old fashioned, manual push mower.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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One grand daughter, four daughters, four sisters, mother, grandmother----------MAN I hate Valentines Day!
Oh ya, forgot about the wife!
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One grand daughter, four daughters, four sisters, mother, grandmother----------MAN I hate Valentines Day!
Oh ya, forgot about the wife! I sense trouble brewing 
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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Why dont you guys start thinking power tools.I mean,after all,your gonna get killed anyway,why not get something you can use for it.I hope you heal up before the convention.
Afterthought...Iron skillets might NOT be the best choice.
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I tried the Iron skillet thing. It was survivable up until I got her the Cast Iron Muffin pan. It's wide enough for a two handed grip if she ever finds where I hid it.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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I noticed JHAP is avoiding this thread.JWHAP must be watching him pretty close these days.
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I tried the Iron skillet thing. It was survivable up until I got her the Cast Iron Muffin pan. It's wide enough for a two handed grip if she ever finds where I hid it. Fish Wife prefers teflon coated aluminum skillets. She adheres to the light bullet/high velocity theory. The teflon really helps lower the ballistic coefficient and keep the velocity up there, in addition to not sticking to your forehead.
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LOL, I hope our wives never meet! Give you an idea of what kind of woman I married. Took her to the gun range a few years ago to teach her how to use the 9mm I had just bought. My buddy thinking he was funny handed her his 45 to start out with. She listened closely to his instructions, lined up, and double tapped the target. Perfect shots to the groin and forehead. I have hidden the 9mm and bullets in seperate locations every since. 
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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Wouldn't want to be a bad guy breaking into your house at night with a gun in her hands! HAHA
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reminded of the following from the recent boat thread.... i forget if it was birthday or valentines day, but i am a truly blessed individual......couple years ago...the only man in america who could get his wife a toilet and she'd be happy! it was a porta potty for the boat to replace the 5-gallon bucket and lid w/ a hole rig...... definitely a cut above the designer toilet bowl brushes i got her for a stocking stuffer one year 
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I noticed JHAP is avoiding this thread.JWHAP must be watching him pretty close these days. SHHHH, she's not watching, need to post quickly. A few years back I completely lost my senses and set the bar ridiciously high. JWHAP was working nights at got off work at 7am. I just so happened that I didn't have any appointments for 3 days. So when she got home I said pack your bags we're gonna so away for V-Day. So we jump in the car and travel up the coast and stay in an oceanfront hotel in a room with a fireplace, etc. Because of my tax season schedule I haven't been able to do that ever since. V-Day is two days away and I don't have anything. I'm done for. We do need a new kitchen faucet, heck that's got to be better than a toilet.
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Hey everybody,its Tom G live from the Miss gulf coast.Brought the wife down for the weekend.(I TOLD YOU I KNOW HOW TO SUCK UP!)
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Hey Tom, I hope ya'll are havin' a blast.
I was a little worried that you might had gotten some storm damage since I hadn't seen you logged in. The last radar shot I saw had that cell leaving Hillsboro headed your way.
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My wife is still asleep , me and little fatty jr just finished our eggs & bacon and now watching PBS kids/playing trains and drinking coffee (I am not jr..he prefers bloody marys j/k  ). Life is pretty good today. And Mrs. McButterpants is happy, which means we are ALL happy.
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no pottys this year......got her a cuddly little teddy bear that when you squeeze it says "happy valentines day".....followed by a big KISSING sound.....that and a now empty bottle of yummy barbera wine....DWIED's happy, i'm happy, its all good.
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Hey Tom, I hope ya'll are havin' a blast.
I was a little worried that you might had gotten some storm damage since I hadn't seen you logged in. The last radar shot I saw had that cell leaving Hillsboro headed your way. I dont know for sure,but I think that cell missed us,cause I got no damage that I can see. I wasnt posting cause it was a short trip and I had alot I wanted to do while there.My youngest son is being redeployed to Iraq,and rumer has it he's being sent where there is a lot of fighting going on. On a brighter note,it was an excellent trip.I even got my wife to eat a 6"oyster po-boy for breakfast on friday morning.She called me a pig,I got the 24"
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