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#14880 - 05/20/06 01:12 PM Several unknown facts about redear sunfish
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1. Redear sunfish are always angry.
2. Redear sunfish don't sleep--they wait.
3. If you can see a redear sunfish, he can see you. If you can't see the redear sunfish, you may be only seconds away from death.
4. A redear sunfish refers to himself in the fourth person.
5. If a redear sunfish could push a button to eliminate every yellow perch on the planet, he would.
6. Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break open a redear sunfish you would find another redear sunfish, only smaller and angrier.
7. A redear sunfish's calender goes straight from March 30th to April 2nd--nobody fools a redear sunfish.
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#14881 - 05/20/06 01:23 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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LOL! Bruce would you please explain 3, 4 and 6 to someone with no redear sunfish experience. :rolleyes: :p
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#14882 - 05/20/06 02:12 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Bruce what happened to cause such a post about RES? Did several or a trophy fin you and wee on you and get away? \:D ;\) :p
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#14883 - 05/20/06 02:27 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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8. When it comes time to pay taxes, a redear sunfish simply sends a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. A redear sunfish has not had to pay taxes--ever.
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#14884 - 05/20/06 03:43 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Originally posted by PondsForFun:
LOL! Bruce would you please explain 3, 4 and 6 to someone with no redear sunfish experience. :rolleyes: :p
Bruce is off today. Need I say more? :p
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#14885 - 05/20/06 04:57 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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A RES has no reflection in the mirror.

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#14886 - 05/20/06 05:22 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Dear Dr Frankenbruce,
I am working on completion of a new pond and contemplating stocking it with only Redear Sunfish. I have read, tho, that they can be mean, agressive, and act with deadly force. I am a firm believer that negative attitude can be influenced to positive change, given the correct environment. For this reason, I have decided to make this same pond a waterpark with wave action and waterslides. This will generate fun and frolic for both the humans and the Redear Sunfish. I am certain this carnival atmosphere will surely draw out the playful side of RES, creating lasting postive memories.
Do you foresee any unanticipated problems with my plan?
Signed,
Fun loving fish guy
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#14887 - 05/20/06 06:20 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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I can just see the headlines:

New Waterpark Disaster!

3 Dead, 12 injured, 17 missing in the worst waterpark disaster in US history. One man was hauled away in chains after putting innocent people in the proximity of killer fish. He is said to be facing life plus 400 years. The legislature is considering the banishment of RES in all waters public and private. Bruce Condello, the breeder of the killer fish could not be contacted for comment. His lawyer said charges are pending.
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#14888 - 05/20/06 10:45 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Originally posted by Bruce Condello:
7. A redear sunfish's calender goes straight from March 30th to April 2nd--nobody fools a redear sunfish.
Apparently nobody can March 31st a Redear either. :rolleyes:

The Redears been ganging up on you lately, Bruce? They were biting pretty good here today.
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#14889 - 05/20/06 10:57 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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9. The boogeyman can't sleep because he's afraid there's a redear sunfish in his closet.
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#14890 - 05/20/06 11:10 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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10. How many Redears does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they make those wimpy Bluegill do it for them.
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#14891 - 05/20/06 11:13 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Originally posted by Brettski:

Do you foresee any unanticipated problems with my plan?
None whatsoever, unless you consider everyone dying a problem...
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#14892 - 05/21/06 12:07 AM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Now I'm scared to go my pond.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.
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#14893 - 05/21/06 08:09 AM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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What happens when they send the national guard to the pond to take out the last RES ?

Just like in "Rambo" they need a lot more body bags.
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#14894 - 05/21/06 09:42 AM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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11. The redear sunfish crossed the road. Nobody ever dared question his motives.
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#14895 - 05/21/06 10:06 AM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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You could write a booklet:

"Inside these pages is a list of all the creatures meaner than a redear sunfish".

Inside would be a dozen blank pages! :rolleyes:
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#14896 - 05/21/06 06:12 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Largemouth bass kill from instinct. Striped bass hybrids kill for sustenance.

Redear sunfish kill because they're bored of torturing.
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#14897 - 05/22/06 11:41 AM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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If you want to keep your beer cold hold it next to a Redear Sunfish's heart.
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#14898 - 05/22/06 11:51 AM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Ok, I have to ask, I am not sure i have caught or seen a Redear Sunfish. What have you seen them do that makes them so mean?

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#14899 - 05/22/06 12:21 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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It is caused by a Napoleon complex.

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#14900 - 05/22/06 01:21 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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#14901 - 05/22/06 01:25 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Bruce, I take it that this fish is verbally berating you, as well as defecating on you as you hold him?

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#14902 - 05/22/06 01:31 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Geeze Bruce - that thing is a freakin monster...very impressive indeed!

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#14903 - 05/22/06 01:48 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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Geeze Bruce - that thing is a freakin monster...very impressive indeed!
...illusion. Bruce has very tiny hands (occupation advantage)
It should be noted, tho, that the "come hither" stare is bone chilling
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Bruce, I take it that this fish if verbally berating you
...either that, or a rendition of "Take me to the river".
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#14904 - 05/22/06 02:49 PM Re: Several unknown fact about redear sunfish
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That "THANG", whatever it is, would scare off most of my LMB!



It gives me the heebie jeebies just staring into it's eyes.

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(all kidding aside - that is one heck of a nice fish Bruce)
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