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 Originally Posted By: Brettski
use the word "like" often
for example: I saw this pile of sticks on my dam and I was like "whassup with this?" When I saw the size of the beaver, I was like all a twitter.


That's a good start but it needs more meat to it.

I saw this pile of sticks on my dam and I was like "whassup with this?" Chris goes "I think that is a beaver". I was like "SHUT-UP." Chris was like, "DUDE I'm serious, it's a totally heinious beaver." I was like, "OH SNAP." Chris was like, "Totally." When I saw the size of the beaver, I was like all a twitter.

Oh and you should do something with the skin, make a hat or a coat, a vest, a tie, a pair of slippers, something.


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 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
 Originally Posted By: Brettski
use the word "like" often
for example: I saw this pile of sticks on my dam and I was like "whassup with this?" When I saw the size of the beaver, I was like all a twitter.


That's a good start but it needs more meat to it.

I saw this pile of sticks on my dam and I was like "whassup with this?" Chris goes "I think that is a beaver". I was like "SHUT-UP." Chris was like, "DUDE I'm serious, it's a totally heinious beaver." I was like, "OH SNAP." Chris was like, "Totally." When I saw the size of the beaver, I was like all a twitter.


Brilliant! Lusk will be so proud.
I can see a collaborative effort to create a manuscript for the Pond Boss Players. A little musical thing we call "Fatty and the Beaver".
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Oh and you should do something with the skin, make a hat or a coat, a vest, a tie, a pair of slippers, something

I'm certain that Catmandoo has a prize winning recipe for Fatty to submit Beaver Sticks to the Sunil Crocker Cook-off contest.


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I was thinking a cool beaver fur band for my cowboy hat*
*not sold in pink.



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That's cold.


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Way to go Fatty! \:\)

Hopefully that is the only one present.



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I HOPE so. Man those things can do a TON of damage all over the pond



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Which trap was it caught in?

Were the holes that we blocked disturbed?

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the trap that was closest to the middle of the pond. Some of the branches were moved



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Ken, your 'Beaver on the Menu' suggestions don't do much to dispell the West Virginian stereotype. ;\)

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Bob, I whipped up a little story and emailed it to you a minute ago....be gentle. I like totally haven't. like, you know, written anything since like college. And I was gnarly back then and was like not a writer kinda dude.



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I'm already hungry for the sequel

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I plan on having Will Smith play me and have Matt Damon as Chris Steelman. Big budget and lots of special effect. The screen play is AMAZING!!!



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What type of trap is this? And where did you get it? And if you need the night-crew cyborg hunting squad please just let me know.


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Just checked...got the story. Will look it over and get back to you.


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After a quick read, I think it is a great story! A little editing and it's ready for prime time.
If any of you STILL are not subscribers to the world's greatest pond magazine, write the check! Don't miss this story, because you won't read it here.


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 Originally Posted By: overtonfisheries
What type of trap is this? And where did you get it? And if you need the night-crew cyborg hunting squad please just let me know.



I might have to make a top secret call to the Cyborg night-crew. I am currently working with ninjas, but may need to bring in more firepower.



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UDPATE!!!!!!!!!!

2 more beaver have since met their makers...this time not as passive...they were poisoned by bullets.

Fatty- gald to hear from you. Hope things are going well. Condello and I missed you again at the PB convention. Next time!

Last edited by Bill Cody; 11/15/12 05:11 PM. Reason: added note to FattyMcb


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