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After watching TV last night, my wife and I decided that our next dog is going to be a Chupucabra.

This was cemented in when my four-year old daughter said "I want to be the first kid on my block with a Chupucabra."

Do any of you Texans know of a breeder for this very interesting dog?

I think Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer down in Georgia will sell you one.

Be sure to keep plenty of these handy.

Great choice, Sunil. They are great with small children and chickens.

We really like the idea of no shedding as they have no hair.

Just don't let them have food after 12:00 AM, and for heavens sake don't let them have any water............. Oh wait I'm thinking about Mogwais

I'm sure Ken Holyoke has the biggest specimens.

I'm assuming your wife correctly blames this on you.

This kind of statement always seems to be my fault here at Casa Gallus.

Ahh, yes - the "Chupucabrasaurus".

If you want to ensure that you have a viable Chupucabra then I suggest that you purchase an intergrade Chupucabra. My reasoning for this is simple,the intergrade populations demonstrated a mean heterozygosity consistent with these values (0.051). It remains to be determined if the higher heterozygosity in the intergrade zone, relative to the pure subspecies, is a consequence of heterosis. However, that maximal heterogeneity is located in intergrade populations may help to explain, in part, the existence of a "big Chupucabra belt" in northern Florida and southern Alabama and Georgia, as well as the Chupucabra of "trophy" size being taken from certain sheep and goat ranches in Texas and California.

And that's all I have to say about Chupucabras.

I'm dying here!

If you have any other pets, this choice is not a good one. I'm pretty sure a chupucabra will eat any pets you may have currently. But I think it'd be worth it to get rid of all other pets to be the proud owner of such a cute little puppy.

Condello....can you do something about that smile?

Wow that's got to be the worst taxidermy work I have ever seen!

OK!!! Who owes me royalties for posting my modeling face shot without a written release.................where's my lawyer?

Sorry, Rainman, I'm new here. Bygones?

Chupucabra is troubling to pronounce, I prefer Goat Sucker.

Well, the wife got a little freaked out from some of the pictures you guys posted, so I'm going to resort to a back-up plan of calling my two-year old son, "Chupucabra" for the near future.

I don't get it. How couldn't you fall in love with a cute face like that? Personally, I bet your wife's just jealous.

Yeah, it really doesn't make any sense. She married me.

My brother and his wife just had a kid's book called "The Fairy and the Chupucabra" published. It is kind of neat. The chupucabra is a mythical animal in hispanic folklore. We have had sitings of them in South Texas for years.

A more believable story would have been "The JHAP and the Chupucabra."

I remember that TV show from back in the '80's.

"The JHAP and the Chupucabra: One's a pond owner, one's a goat sucker - together, they're private detectives"

"The JHAP and the Chupucabra: One's a balding pond owner, one's a hairless goat sucker - together, they're private detectives"