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It was bound to happen sooner or later..

Pretty much inevitable..

No one could stop it

It happen a long, long time ago to Theo...

and more recently to DIED....

JHAP's


1,000th POST



Captured here for eternity!

I have been eagerly awaiting this moment.

Who could forget the photos from the trip that DIED won after posting his 1,000th post....

I'm sure that I'll be rewarded in a similar manner....

given my informative posts,

the fact that although I haven't got around to putting the fish logo in my signature, I am a subscriber to the great Pond Boss Magazine,

I own several of Bob's books,

I rarely cause trouble, here on the forums,

I only hijack threads on very rare occassions,

and only when absolutely necessary,

I only occasionally use the "reason for edit box" to host subliminal messages, and so far no one has been severly injured only mildly discomforted,

yes, given all of that I'm sure management will grant me a terrific reward.....

D'OH

Makes you wonder what Theo got for his 5,000th post. I got a new SUV and a lifetime subscription to LOOK magazine for my 1,000th post.

yes, jeff, YOU were bound to happen sooner or later

congrats and keep it up.......and i must say, that is a fine looking bird yer with....

...at least now I know how to use my free pass to ride the Shuttle

Yep, I was bound to happen sooner or later also, LOL. I added a "t" so that the post would make a little more sense. Was that a Freudian slip??? Probably.

Yep, the good folks here at Pond Boss flipped me that bird.

Wait, that didn't sound right.

Jeff again you should feel lucky. At least you didn't get demoted to a fingerling after having almost moderater status like I did when I surpassed 500 post.



My head swelled when I recieved this PM from the man himself. I even bragged about it to other PBM's. I've been thinking for months now "WOW I've contributed so much here that I'm getting to join in with the Boys now."

You guys see my smiling face in this thread anywhere?

http://www.pondboss.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=105084#Post105084

The second e-mail never came like letting me know when the event was happening.


I've been crushed down to a bottom feeder
God only knows what evil they will pull on me when I reach a 1000 post.

Attaboy, JHAP!


It was quite momentous. My first thought was, "That's really something." My second thought was, "What am I gonna do with a giant vat full of Dippity-Doo?"

Jeff and RT - you guys are to much. Your levity is always needed and appreciated. I look forward to your continued participation until you catch up with Theo.

I'm saving the Dippity-Doo for you.

Jeff - Posts replying to yourself don't count! So get out there and search through all your posts and deduct the "replying to myself" posts. We are all shocked that you would try to pull a fast one on us!

What about lifeless, non-substantive, wasted space posts? I don't wanna be a fingerling again.
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JHAP,
Please consider the following Lusk-ism, delivered on his 1000th post:

...so glad to see that you, too, have followed in those dynamic footsteps with your well thought out, cerebral commentary:



(congrats, man)
(hi 5, Dwight)

Rocky-T...you're killin' me.
I sure hope you're not planning on re-capturing the
Forum-Kook crown. Sometimes I think that you and JHAP are conspiring a mutiny.

Dwight, the forum posting rules are silent regarding "replying to myself posts" and floating chads therefore my count stands.

If a word is spoken and you are the only one to hear it is that word still not spoken?

If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is there to hear it, does it make any sound?

Does a bear - - oh never mind, I'm just not good at this "cerebral commentary" stuff.


NOTE TO THEO: Please send me a bucket of Dippity Doo - I'm feeling rather abused an unappreciated this morning.

Brettski, RT and I are gunning for ya - you can't be the champ forever.

Would these be Gizzards Chads or Threadfin Chads? Either way, if they're floating, I would demand the fish truck guy replace them.

Especially if the fish truck guy's name is Chad.

Jeff, I wrote a macro call the “Jeffomatic Poster” that will automatically post a series of "replying to myself posts". You can set the number of posts and 12 different words that are used in pseudo-random combinations to create the posts. With this tool you can jump to 10,000 posts in a few days with little effort. Coming up with twelve words is about it.

Dwight, if you could get it down to 8 words or less I'd be interested, 12 words is a bit much.

By the way I like your animated signature picture.

Jeff, I deleted the macro from my system because it generated over 3 million posts in test mode in less than 24 hours! This would be a forum administrator's nightmare if someone ever actually used it in a live setting. RIP, Jeffomatic Poster.


Thanks, it is about:

Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands (tommy shaw - styx)