AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Since we've gone medical I thought I would share these with my beloved brothern to possible help out around the house...
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
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2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
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3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to u se a timer.
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5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
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7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
