I know some dog obsessive women,
but this poor guy should tell his wife he wants a divorce!

I ain't saying a word as all three of our Pit Bulls sleep with my bride and I in our king size bed. Our 78 pound gator-head blue-nose mix female sleeps on my wife's side, at her feet, facing the bedroom door and hallway. Our big 94 pound Staffordshire/ American Bull Terrier(bucket-head)sleeps at my feet. Our 6 month old female Pit sleeps between my wife and I......and yes, our love life suffers immensely, but those dogs sure keep us warm on those "Three Dog Nights" we experience in Oklahoma.

I just blew Mt. Dew through my nose. Hilarious!!!

LOL ! Dog is king ! I wonder if he can tell time - he has an alarm clock.

Oh, I thought that is the wife sleeping on the bed.

Been a long hard winter, eh Dwight?