Pond Boss
Posted By: Bruce Condello Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 03:01 AM
I'll give a free, one-year Pond Boss Subscription to someone who participates in this thread. If you have a subscription already, I will extend it one year.

Here's the rules:

In twenty words or less (ALL CAPS), name something you've observed at your pond, or somebody else's, that you think flies in the face of conventional wisdom.

One April 1, I will randomly draw a winner from all who participated.

I will start. Of course I'm not eligible to win.

YELLOW PERCH, PACKED IN A CAGE, WILL AGRESSIVELY FEED FROM THE SURFACE WHEN THE WATER IS 35 DEGREES FARENHEIT.
Posted By: n8ly Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 04:07 AM
NORTHERNPIKE, MUSKIE, YELLOWPERCH, CRAPPIE, BLUEGILL, CATFISH, HYBRIDSTRIPEDBASS, SMALLMOUTH, HYBRIDBLUEGILL, LARGEMOUTH, WALLEYE, RAINBOWTROUT, ALL BIG AND FROM SAME BODY OF WATER.....

















They only let me put 8 pictures per post or I woulda represented em all....I drank a bunch of iced coffee so I will probably be up all night....Bruce, your hybrid bluegill pic was gonna be the next one to make the post, but they cut me off at 8.... JHAP, green sunfish woulda been on the list, but Bruce limited me to twenty words....
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 04:48 AM
Now THAT's what I'm talking about! C'mon folks...what have you seen in a pond or lake, or while fishing, that was contrary to what "people say".
Posted By: sprkplug Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 03:16 PM
A POND THAT HAS LITTLE TO NO VEGETATION PRESENT CAN STILL PRODUCE TROPHY FISH. A BALANCED SCENARIO ISN'T ALWAYS NECESSARY.
Posted By: jeffhasapond Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 03:36 PM
GREEN SUNFISH ARE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT FISH ON THE PLANET. NOT ONLY ARE THEY BEAUTIFUL, BUT THEY ARE ALSO FANTASTIC FIGHTERS.

I have exceeded your word count because I shall not have my freedom of speech restricted by oppressive dentists.

We have spoken.



PS:
Will the subscription include the highly coveted Pond Boss Swim Suit Edition?
Posted By: mnfish Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 03:40 PM
CONSISTENTLY CATCHING FISH FROM A SMALL MANAGED POND CAN BE AS DIFFICULT OR SOMETIMES MORE DIFFICULT THAN A PUBLIC LAKE.
Posted By: Sunil Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 04:03 PM
BULLHEAD EAT FILAMENTOUS ALGAE.
Posted By: Shorty Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 04:13 PM
LMB CAN GO GROW FROM FRY SIZE TO OVER 20" IN LESS THAN 26 MONTHS.
Posted By: esshup Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 04:15 PM
PELLET FED FISH WON'T HIT ARTIFICIAL LURES, AND WILL BE HARD TO CATCH.
Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
GREEN SUNFISH ARE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT FISH ON THE PLANET. NOT ONLY ARE THEY BEAUTIFUL, BUT THEY ARE ALSO FANTASTIC FIGHTERS.

I have exceeded your word count because I shall not have my freedom of speech restricted by oppressive dentists.

We have spoken.



PS:
Will the subscription include the highly coveted Pond Boss Swim Suit Edition?


THAT'S 21 WORDS.. LOL even GSF owners can't follow direction smile
Posted By: n8ly Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 05:13 PM
JHAP,

You are mr jan, il be feb, Justin march, Allen April, now we just need may-dec and we will have a smokin hot calendar insert for the swimsuit edition.... If you don't volunteer for a month, one will be appointed to you....just email your pic to pond boss email address and specify your month...
Posted By: Sunil Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 06:17 PM
I'm July.
OTTERS CAN EFFECTIVELY BE USED AS APEX PREDATORS TO GROW GIANT GREEN SUNFISH IN SMALL FARM PONDS

he is back and having so much fun right now i dont have the heart to get rid of him. in fact, his name is Potter. Potter the pond otter.
Posted By: John Wann Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 06:52 PM
Big catfish are hard to remove once they have been hooked once. Just bow fish them at feed time.
Posted By: esshup Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 07:13 PM
DIED, good to see you back!
Posted By: Yolk Sac Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 07:23 PM
Originally Posted By: n8ly
JHAP,

You are mr jan

Hey, I thought we were trying to INCREASE circulation, not get PB banned by Mayor Bloomberg in the City of New York.
Posted By: jeffhasapond Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 09:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluegillerkiller
THAT'S 21 WORDS.. LOL even GSF owners can't follow direction smile


Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
I have exceeded your word count because I shall not have my freedom of speech restricted by


I COULD have followed the directions, but I CHOSE not to.
Posted By: jeffhasapond Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 09:10 PM
Originally Posted By: dave in el dorado ca
OTTERS CAN EFFECTIVELY BE USED AS APEX PREDATORS TO GROW GIANT GREEN SUNFISH IN SMALL FARM PONDS

he is back and having so much fun right now i dont have the heart to get rid of him. in fact, his name is Potter. Potter the pond otter.


So given that otters are covered in hair...

That would make him...

wait for it....

Hairy Potter Pond Otter.


PS:
It's nice to see you posting again DIED!!!
Posted By: jeffhasapond Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 09:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Yolk Sac
Hey, I thought we were trying to INCREASE circulation, not get PB banned by Mayor Bloomberg in the City of New York.


Some people have no taste whatsoever.


.... but sprinkle on a little hot sauce and...

oh never mind.
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 09:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluegillerkiller
Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond
GREEN SUNFISH ARE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT FISH ON THE PLANET. NOT ONLY ARE THEY BEAUTIFUL, BUT THEY ARE ALSO FANTASTIC FIGHTERS.

I have exceeded your word count because I shall not have my freedom of speech restricted by oppressive dentists.

We have spoken.



PS:
Will the subscription include the highly coveted Pond Boss Swim Suit Edition?


THAT'S 21 WORDS.. LOL even GSF owners can't follow direction smile


JHAP could remove the BUT and make it sound good, and LEGAL laugh
Posted By: catmandoo Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 09:56 PM
Oooh boy! I guess it is a long time before tax season.

Anyway -- I'm sure glad to see JHAP back. By the way, where is your old sidekick DIED? We sure miss you guys.

Merry Christmas to y'all!
Posted By: Kiko Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 10:03 PM
PELLET FED CHANNEL CATS AND BREAM WILL HIT A TOPWATER JITTERBUG.
Posted By: docg Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/20/12 10:32 PM
Tilapia will overwinter in northern North Carolina
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 12:45 AM
Great stuff!!!!!!!!!

This is awesome.
TROPHY DREAM BLUEGILL CAN BE ACHEIVED BY PROPER CATCH AND RELEASE TACTICS ALONG WITH COMMON SENSE MANAGEMENT, I HAVE PROOF!!!!!!

Most people in my area dont even think a 1 pound gill is possible.. let alone 2.
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 01:29 AM
F150 WILL MAKE IT THRU 200YDS OF AXLE DEEP CLAY TO BACK POND!
Posted By: catmandoo Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 01:43 AM
Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello


Here's the rules:

In twenty words or less (ALL CAPS), name something you've observed at your pond, or somebody else's, that you think flies in the face of conventional wisdom.


THE UNUSUAL IS WHAT I USUALLY OBSERVE 'AS USUAL' AROUND MY PONDS!
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 02:20 AM
Originally Posted By: catmandoo
Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello


Here's the rules:

In twenty words or less (ALL CAPS), name something you've observed at your pond, or somebody else's, that you think flies in the face of conventional wisdom.


THE UNUSUAL IS WHAT I USUALLY OBSERVE 'AS USUAL' AROUND MY PONDS!


THAT IS GREAT KEN! EVERY TIME I SEE A DEAD CRITTER, I AM THINKING NUMMIES laugh
Posted By: Kelly Duffie Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 02:30 AM
AN EXCESSIVELY HIGH BASS POPULATION IS PERFECT ~ FOR THE POND-OWNER WHO WANTS TO STUDY DARWIN'S THEORY OF NATURAL SELECTION.
Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
Here's the rules: In twenty words or less (ALL CAPS), name something you've observed at your pond, or somebody else's, that you think flies in the face of conventional wisdom.
Posted By: loretta Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 05:13 AM
Pick ME!
I need to win this.

A LITTLE AQUASHADE AND A LONG ALGAE BLOOM WORKS BETTER AT GETTING RID OF CHARA THAN CUTRINE PLUS GRANULES.

Have a Merry Christmas everyone!

Posted By: loretta Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 05:16 AM
How many times can we enter, lol?
Posted By: John Wann Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 05:34 AM
Originally Posted By: Jwwann
Big catfish are hard to remove once they have been hooked once. Just bow fish them at feed time.

Forgot caps
BIG CATFISH ARE HARD TO REMOVE ONCE THEY HAVE BEEN HOOKED ONCE. JUST BOW FISH THEM AT FEED TIME.
Posted By: n8ly Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 12:18 PM
loretta, Im betting the more times you enter the better your odds!!! Plus Im curious as to what else ya got...
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 02:39 PM
Originally Posted By: loretta
How many times can we enter, lol?


Good question

If you enter twice or more, I'll put your name in the hat twice.
Posted By: mnfish Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 03:32 PM
Nate- If you guys are looking for an over weight, corn feed, farmer tanned, norwegian pale skinned, Minnesota boy for the calander, I'm your guy. I think its only fitting, me being from the tundra, that I represent December.
Posted By: jeffhasapond Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 04:07 PM
Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello
If you enter twice or more, I'll put your name in the hat twice.
Posted By: Bill Cody Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 04:17 PM
Yes - why not produce a Pond Boss Calander? People could buy it as gifts for Christmas. Use the above picture for a month during hunting season. Is the hat still available for one moderator to wear each year as one of the month's pictures?

FATHEAD MINNOWS DO NOT HAVE FAT HEADS NOR FLAT HEADS.
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 04:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Bill Cody


FATHEAD MINNOWS DO NOT HAVE FAT HEADS NOR FLAT HEADS.


True, but ironically, flatheads have wideheads.
Posted By: Dudley Landry Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 05:49 PM
GOAL FLEXIBILITY IS THE GREATEST CONTRIBUTOR TO SUCCESSFUL POND MANAGEMENT.
Posted By: Dudley Landry Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 06:06 PM
COMORANTS AND NEGLECT ARE VASTLY UNDERRATED POND MANAGEMENT TOOLS.
Are we looking for observations here or advice or what? I'm getting confused on the responses lol..
Posted By: zoonose Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 06:33 PM
This may well not qualify:

GREEN SUNFISH MAKE BEAUTIFUL AND PERSONABLE AQUARIUM PETS!
Posted By: esshup Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 06:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluegillerkiller
Are we looking for observations here or advice or what? I'm getting confused on the responses lol..


"In twenty words or less (ALL CAPS), name something you've observed at your pond, or somebody else's, that you think flies in the face of conventional wisdom."
I read the instructions it's the responses that I'm not understanding..

"OBSERVED"
Posted By: Sunil Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 07:19 PM
LUSK IS A BRYOZOAN????
Posted By: Kelly Duffie Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 07:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluegillerkiller
I read the instructions it's the responses that I'm not understanding..
"OBSERVED"
Hey, I "observed" my submission first-hand. Some folks think "more" bass are "better" (conventional, yet flawed logic). I simply rephrased the reality of their logic.
Posted By: Kelly Duffie Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 07:25 PM
Originally Posted By: Sunil
LUSK IS A BRYOZOAN????
How insulting!! wink
You had plenty of room within the rules to insert "intelligent" and "personable" in your sentence...
Posted By: loretta Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 08:02 PM

As observed through my microscope.

A 1/4 ACRE POND CAN GET OVERGRAZED BY MINNOWS, THEY SELECTIVELY EAT THE ZOOPLANKTON AND LEAVE THEIR VEGGIES (PHYTOPLANKTON).
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 08:39 PM
Don't mine me. I was at an "End of the World" party last night laugh

Great idea on the Pond Boss calendar, would be really cool!!!

Posted By: Shorty Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 08:41 PM
Observed while ice fishing.

BG WILL TAKE WAX WORMS OFF THE SURFACE OF AN ICE FISHING HOLE WHEN THE ICE IS OVER 10" THICK.

Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 08:57 PM
Very interesting stuff! I love that moment when you observe something at a pond and say to yourself, "That's really not supposed to be happening".
Posted By: Omaha Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 09:36 PM
BUILDING A POND IS A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THREE YEARS AGO.
Posted By: John Wann Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/21/12 11:11 PM
BULLFROGS DON'T LIKE PEOPLE.
Posted By: Dave Davidson1 Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/22/12 12:04 AM
IT ALL DEPENDS. NUFF SAID!
Posted By: R&R Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/22/12 02:05 AM
ONE DAY WHEN YOU WALK OUT TO THE DOCK YOU'LL HAVE 100'S OF JELLYFISH!!!
Posted By: n8ly Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/22/12 02:23 AM
December is snatched up!!! Still just a handful of months left.....
Posted By: Bullhead Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/22/12 02:38 AM
IT IS CHEAPER TO BUILD A NEW POND THAN TO FIX AN OLD ONE.
Posted By: jludwig Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/22/12 02:58 AM
BIG CATFISH AND BIG LARGEMOUTH BASS CAN CO-EXIST EFFECTIVELY IN AN 2 ACRE POND.
Posted By: highflyer Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/25/12 01:29 AM
SOLAR POWER CAN BE USED EFFECTIVELY TO GROW GRASS AND PUMP AIR FOR A LOWER TOTAL COST THAN RUNNING ELECTRICITY.
Posted By: NCMike Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/25/12 03:28 AM
TREES ON YOUR DAM LOOK GREAT AND ARE GOOD FOR THE DAM!
Posted By: FireIsHot Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/25/12 03:29 AM
TANNERITE AND EGRETS DO MIX.
Posted By: highflyer Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/25/12 03:33 AM
You must have used a big blender..........
Posted By: FireIsHot Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/25/12 11:40 AM
Not to big, 7mm mag.
Posted By: fish n chips Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/25/12 03:13 PM

A POND IS ALWAYS EVOVLING AND FULL OF CHANGE, AND THAT LEAVES YOU WITH NONE IN YOUR OWN POCKETS.
Posted By: Todd3138 Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 03:22 AM
Thinking I had netted LMB fry, I realized I have some manner of "minnow" thriving in my predator heavy pond.
Posted By: highflyer Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 03:08 PM
Todd, I would think a LAWYER would be able to follow a simple rule.

Bruce wants the thought in ALL CAPS, you did get the 20 words right, so you do get half credit!! grin
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 03:33 PM
Lawyers are well known to tweak the rules a bit wink laugh
Posted By: Todd3138 Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 04:35 PM
Originally Posted By: highflyer
Todd, I would think a LAWYER would be able to follow a simple rule.

Bruce wants the thought in ALL CAPS, you did get the 20 words right, so you do get half credit!! grin


Ha! Rules are made to be interpreted! I'm just glad no one tried to challenge me on "LMB" being three words instead of one! grin
Posted By: Todd3138 Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 04:37 PM
Originally Posted By: JKB
Lawyers are well known to tweak the rules a bit wink laugh


Right you are, sir! See my post, supra! grin
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 05:16 PM
Originally Posted By: Todd3138
Originally Posted By: JKB
Lawyers are well known to tweak the rules a bit wink laugh


Right you are, sir! See my post, supra! grin


Lawyers kinda walk sideways when approaching an Engineer on the stand wink
Posted By: FireIsHot Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 05:39 PM
Off thread here, but JKB I gotta ask. You get paid yet? The whole deal was funny to me.

Absolute power via keyboard. I love it.
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 12/29/12 07:22 PM
Originally Posted By: FireIsHot
Off thread here, but JKB I gotta ask. You get paid yet? The whole deal was funny to me.

Absolute power via keyboard. I love it.


Last I heard is that payment is in negotiations. All the typical excuses were being played out.

I made a release package ready for the customer a couple days ago. When all is clear, I'll have to go there and remove the processor password, then download the unlocked software.

Not uncommon for people to make due if they don't have the cash tho.
Posted By: djstauder Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 01/02/13 05:15 PM
LMB I HOOK IN MY POND WON'T JUMP OUT OF THE WATER BUT WILL FOR A DRAGONFLY MEAL.
Posted By: heybud Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 01/05/13 06:20 PM
I HAVE OBSERVED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS, THAT IT IS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO MANAGE FISH IN A POND WITH NO WATER.
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 01/05/13 10:57 PM
IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE AGE-0 REDEAR SUNFISH TRAINED TO SWIM INTO YOUR HAND AND EAT.
Posted By: heybud Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 01/06/13 12:35 AM
Hey Bruce, I think I will start my new virtual pond.
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 03/27/13 12:21 AM
April 1st is coming rapidly! Get your entries in!!
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 02:17 AM
I took everybody's entries, stuck their names in a pink cowboy hat....

...and the winner is.....


....drumroll please.....
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 02:17 AM
loretta!
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 02:18 AM
loretta, PM me when you get this.
Posted By: esshup Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 02:31 AM
I thought that hat was in Michigan?
Posted By: Bruce Condello Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 03:28 AM
I was being facetious.
Posted By: esshup Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 03:52 AM
blush
Posted By: JKB Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 11:04 AM
I had a feeling that Loretta was going to win. Congratulations!
Posted By: loretta Re: Pond Boss subscription for FREE!! - 04/13/13 06:25 PM
Oh My Gosh, I'm so excited!!! What a great opportunity for me. Sending you a PM now.

THANK YOU so much Bruce for your generosity!and thank you JKB for your congratulations.
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