We need some excitement!
My earthworms have stopped breeding; probably from boredom.
The earth is covered in white. My pond is frozen. The ice isn't thick enough to walk on. The fish are sleeping.
The deer are are in little vacuum packed bags in the freezer.
Both of my cat's have already gone through what Tan is about to experience.
I've read every page of the latest Pond Boss from front cover to rear cover.
We haven't even had anything lately that was good enough to be censored or moderated.
What is left?
We need some excitement!
Time for bed.