She found the perfect line of replacement heaters for my PBR:

Hydor THEO heaters

OR WHAT!!! Didn't want to have to explain to the fire department how he burnt another water trough to the ground and this time took the house with it.

Don't hold back any punches on Theo. He needs discipline.

He actually did burn a Rubbermaid water trough down to the water line. Unlike somebody we all love, I don't make stuff up.

"Unlike somebody we all love, I don't make stuff up."

Yeah, Condello does spread it on pretty thick.

A broken arm is a fine learning tool.

Thank you so very much for suggesting that to Fish Wife, Dud.

It's what friends are for.

Didn't want to be the only recipient of Fish Wife's affection. Consider it sharing the love.