I'm a newbie and I was just wondering if anyone could give me some advice. My pond is currently thriving with large numbers of ten-pound plus largemouth and you can catch a 10 inch bluegill on every cast.
I seem to have discovered a potential problem, however. I've been researching global warming and I've noticed a definitive inverse relationship between the global average temperature and the number of pirates found worldwide. Please review the following chart I've created.
Anyway, I just thought that trends such as these reveal a need for me to be proactive in my pond management goals. If indeed global warming is having such profound effects on planet Earth should I consider liming my pond? Or possibly stocking hybrid bluegill? Any comments would be appreciated.
Bruce :
Did the laughing gas storage system spring a leak while you were in the room. Where did that chart come from ?
Better hide ( ahh lose )the keys.
ewest
While my assistant's question remains pertinant, his failure to have his work reviewed by the Grad Committee at the Gallus Institute for Higher Hilarity is revealed by the switched numbers of pirates for the years 1820 and 1860. I would also like to avoid any confusing by pointing out that he is referring to High Seas, "Rrr!!" pirates in this analysis. Similar research has shown that software pirates did not begin to flourish until the effects of Global Warming were beginning to become noticeable and that their numbers have a direct-square realationship to the average mean increase in global temperature.
All in all, though, a commendable effort worthy of Bruce's BS (Bulls***), MS (More of the Same), and PHD (Piled Higher and Deeper) degrees.
Bruce, I would begin to worry about you if I wasn't doing it already. ROTF
Bruce, as you've no doubt noticed by now, you need progressively more and more gas just to reach the same high as you did the previous day.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again ............................................
Lay off the gas, Man! Just lay off the gas.
Out.
Bruce, you're coming along nicely in the BS Department but need more intense study to hang around with Theo.
BTW, Dudley and I are starting a Save The Louisiana/Texas Fire Ant Foundation. Inquiries/Donations can be sent to:
Dave Davidson, Treasurer STLTFAF
in care of Pond Boss
Bruce, I gotta know...are you a member/supporter/worshipper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster???
I don't want to get into a religous/political feud on this subject. You just took and used the pirate graph, which is definitely ingenious and funny The website however has me a little disturbed, although it does shed a unique perspective on the subject. I'll leave it at that. For those who have no idea what I am talking about (Flying Spaghetti Monster) click
here .
P.S. What if a pirate hatchery was made and bred pirate by the thousands? Would this reverse the negative affects of global warming?
I've been exposed!!!!
Actually, Cecil was having problems with photobucket so I decided to try and post a new image to photobucket to test the system. The graph was the last thing I had seen, so I needed a plausible (NOT) context in which to post it. It seemed funny at the time.
Bruce - to do a true statistical analysis, you cannot use averages on your Y-axis. We're supposed to use the empirical (raw) data. Sorry; couldn't resist.
Bruce,
I don't think this is the time to lime.
It's possible you could offset the ballance of the Supreme Court!
I would definetly wait until the turn of the last century, or perhaps the return of the present past.
Grrrrr mate'y it is as it was before!
I'm really appreciating all the advice. I also scoured previous threads on similar subjects and found the following post by Bill Cody dated April, 2002:
"If you reverse the current on a 220 V. Gast aerator you will find that within half an hour you will be projected 30 minutes into the future".
This seemed related to the pirate problems that I'm anticipating.
This is all too "Theo"retical for me, so I am staying out of it for now.
Good one, Bill.
What an enlightening topic and way past due in being discussed. Pass the gas so we can all be on the same wavelength. :rolleyes:
I'm not anywhere near the same league as you guys. I'm still trying to figure out how the amount of rainfall affects the water level in my pond. I haven't graduated to the level of figuring how Pirates of the Carribean affect my need for lime but you have educated me that there is a connection. Glad I watch this forum.
It's really simple, BZ. The local density of the Pirates of the Carribean is directly proportional to the Johnny Deppth of your pond.
Aye Theo, for that billowing of yer bowels you'll have to walk the plank and choke on the briney depths as you come down on Davey Jones locker. Arrgghhhh
Aye!, Ye be right, Sunil. AAArrgGGggHHhhh.
Bruce,
Thanks for the timely topic,September 19th was "Talk Like A Pirate Day". Here is a link to find out your pirate name for anyone interested.
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/ Chip AKA "Bloody Tom Vane"
Originally posted by Chip Rowland:
Thanks for the timely topic,September 19th was "Talk Like A Pirate Day".
Darn, missed it again this year.
Maybe it's best t's not widely known. Eye patches and wooden legs covering the store shelves would get boring.
Mad Sam Cash here according to the survey.
I'm "Bloody Sam Kidd," I guess that makes Bruce my pirate kin.
Bloody William Kidd ya lubbers.
Do that mean me kin to Black Jack Kidd and Bloody Sam Kidd . ArrrGggHhhh and ArrrGggHhhh again. It must mean me has bad blood ( genetics).
You guys have been over fertilized.
Dave :
ArrrGgggHhhh -- no way we could be triplets.
That is the type fertilization you were talking about -- right.
ewest
Ahoy mateys! Me wench is fillin me up with grog and salt cod. Then if the scurvey don't get me, I'll be comin after ye gold. Then me crews gonna plunder yer wenchs.
Arrrghhhh!
Yep, Eric; lots of natural, pure organic, non chemical fertilizer.
So ye thinks yer fertilzer don't stink Guvnor Davidson? Me thinks the mateys and I will come a callin' to yer pond.
Please don't wade in it. I try to provide a holistic environment.
Besides, I know your wife won't let you come.
Ka-Boom! One across the bow.
(This is just how Peter Lorre Day at work started.)
Yargh... this thread is going to be the death o' me... made me larf 'til me ribs are crackin'.
GarrrghhHHGGhghghg!
I find this thread highly objectionable.
This forum is no place for Theo logy, and you have a lot of gallus to noodle about it.
Peg Leg Lou
Ahoy mateys! Me thinks me hull has sprung a leak. She's going down fast....jettison the cannonballs and the wenchs. Keep the grog and the salt cod!
Come Halloween, me and the mateys are comin to Guvnor Davidson's house dressed as Brit Tax Collectors! Then we going to bathe in your pond and kill ye fish! Yes mateys! It's me own version of the Boston Tea Party!
(just kidding)
Black Jack Kidd, what kind of cod be that monster! Can ye salt it?
Originally posted by heronblu:
I find this thread highly objectionable. This forum is no place for Theo logy, and you have a lot of gallus to noodle about it.
Peg Leg Lou"Gallus" be meaning "yaaaaard bird" there matey. Me don't know what "Theo" be meain'. We made our school marms walk the plank.
By the way thar lad, life's hard in pirate school for a pirate named Bob.
Aye Bobby! Might you be Bad Old Bobby Hook from the south seas? Me thinks me saw your ship sailin low on the horizon wit your SOS flag flyin high!
Arrgghhhhh....it be a good pirate's trick for a plunderin.....
"Gallus: be meanin' suspenders. Ye whole lot of scurvy, barnacle suckin' pond-lubbers could find yourselves suspended from the Guvner's rope be ye found muddyin' up his waters. RRRRR!
I be fishin with me cousin Bloody Sam Kidd, when outs a noweir I hear 'im a yellin "Garrrrr, garrrrrrh, garrrrr!! O' course I not give it a second think bein' he always be yellin "Garrr, garrr, garrr" anyways. Sos I look his way an he have him a bloody cod the size of seven ships n seven sails!
That be me story 'n I'm a stickin with it!!
It be like that time playin' Street Hockey when we were but young lubbers; ye didna head me warnin' of "Carrr! Carrr! Carrr!" and were struck by a Montego, a right proper name frum the Caribees. Ye've never been right err since. Arrgh!
Well, well, well! Guess who is Captain Bess Cash! I will try to just post once here at the boy's club (wouldn't want to spread the gas too thin), but you all needed to know who was really in charge
!
By the way, does that make me the "wench"?!?
Deb
Ahoy Guvnor Davidson......me thinks you might be a pirate yourself. Me thinks me saw you sailin' on yer ship named The Lady's Barrister. A vile & scary ship she be, puttin fear into pirates low an high!
When me crew saw yer boat, every scurvy-boned mate who was married jumped ship. Me had a mutiny on me hands.
Aaarrrggggghhhh!!!!!!
Sunil, I'm not surprised your crew jumped ship when they saw me. You know, they name hurricanes after people. Heck, I've been blamed for mudslides, ice storms, earthquakes and assorted other local calamities. Most from an x-wife.
But me, a pirate? Hell no; I'm a Headhunter of the slimiest sort. My goal is to do obscene things to your recruiting budget (or else).
Mates ye beta watch dat Guvner Davidson. He be kin to dat edie amen dada from the black continent who trades in slaves and is known to have his wenches and enemies for lunch if he be hungry. Bloody William Kidd
Scorched Earth...here goes. I think Bruce's data sampling missed a huge region that could skew his chart considerably...San Francisco, I hear there are a lot of A$$ Pirates out there
Captain Tom Rackham with his wench Calico Bess Rackham, ready to pillage here.
Iron Roger Read here & ARR .. it seems me wench be your sister? ARRGGG ?? Red Mary Rackham has bean a gooood wench fer near 32 yer.
AaRrrGgHhh I seen dat Capt. Tom Rackham and his boat. It be like a garrgh -- sleek and fast with teeth. It be called Texoma Boss and it has sailed the 7 seas far and wide. No capt. knows the water better and he not ever be caught. Even Guvner Davidson and his crew of headhunters can't get close to Capt. Tom and da Texoma Boss.
Bloody William Kidd
Aye, Cap'n Tom! Ye be a limin ponds from sea to sea. Ye best not be showin up at me pond in yer float tube. I be firin one crost yer bow! Arrrrrrrrgrrh!
Arrrgh! I hurt me eyeball with a fishin weight! Pullin on a snag was I.
Arrgh! And it be lookin' to this toofy layman like ye be havin' a coupla' crowns on yer molars that be needin' dental work!
ARR ... ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
Bloody bones! Looks like yei'll be needin a patch over yer eye thar mate. What be yer name ARR! Leddy Hedder??
Now me nose what happin ta number 1 on that thar star wars tv show .. he wuz alwiz walkn round wit his hed a leanin to port. Musta kaut one a them thar same waaayy! Arrrgh!
ArrrrGggggHhhhh Iron Roger Read ye made me split me side a laughin an fall off me stool and break me bones. No mate wud have a skull and bones like that on his flag. Bloody William Kidd
Ahoy Mateys....me thinks me feels the fall winds blowin' as me ship's comin' down off dry dock.
Me thinks me might play some poker with some other Captains while me ships getting loaded wit grog, salt cod, and fresh wenchs!
If me lose, me thinks the mateys and I might plunder and pillage this sad little port town.
On the other hand, if me wins me thinks me might plunder and pillage this sad little port town.
Arrrggghhhh! the fall winds make for the best plunderrin!!!!!!
Lucky ye be t' be a mere stone's throw from a whole 'burg full o' pirates, scurvy landlocked three-river pirates though they be. But if yer tryin' to play with these pirates, careful must ye be; me hears they play hardball! Arrrgh!!!
Aye, Bloody Sam Kidd.
Me thinks these hardballin' Pirates of yers don tight pants & beanie caps & play games with other swashbucklers. They durn sure don't eat cod and drink grog like us Pirates. Some seys they get wenches though???!!!!
Me thinks their ship was unlucky and came into port dead last!!!
Hearty larf have I at that!
If thar truly be but 17 bloody pirates left as be the graph a sayin. Then must all 17 be bossin ponds. Arrrrrrrrrgh!
Ahoy there Mateys!!!
Me main wench hath took the wind from me sails as she be failing to hire a teen-age wench to watch me mini-wenchette.
Me hopes me main wench brings the gold home from the poker game.
Back on the home front, me & me mini-wenchette had our own card game......but she went all-in on me poor soul meanin' she loaded her britches wit used salt-cod.............Arrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!! It be a good trick for plunderin....me hadda fold two kings.
Me gettin' woosey Mateys!!!
Mad Sam Cash ya thinks thems that gets the wenches ar thems that plays wit swashbucklers?? !!
Me thinks by tmarra nite me be playing wit swashbucklers.!!
Arr but me cont giv up me grog.
Bloody William Kidd fell offin his stool an broak bones whin he spilt his bloddy mary!
17 be tha lucky number but tha next piret thru tha door gets tha BLACK SPOT!
Iron Roger Read
Ahoy Capt. Iron Roger Read :
Its marra nite AaRrGgg ya been playn wth swashbucklers or chasn wenches. May hav slipt off da stool a laughn an broke me bones but still got dwn to da water an jerked some perch. 17 do be lucky but 18 was Leddy Header an he got da black spot on he eye. AarrrrGgggg. Bloody William Kidd
Arr! … Ahoy ta ya Admiral!
Me wants bad ta play wit swashbucklers but kaint find a-one. Me looks over tha hole deck & below, an no swashbucklers!
Eye!! Ritecha arr! Leddy Headers tha one what got tha black spot!
Iron Roger Read
Arrgh! Methinks me brother Black Jack Kidd made a post and deleted it! I knows he be hatin' it when I do that! Paybacks are scurvy! Arrrrgh!
AaRrrrGgggghhh. Tell me aint so. No pirate what named Kidd would ever back off a post on dis thread. Wud be like bowin down to dat Guvner Davidson. It must ha ben that scurvy dog Leddy Header what done the evil deed. Bloody William Kidd
Bloody Sam, Black Jack be yer bruder soos we be puttin slack in tha rope fer now. But Black Jack Kid best be a steppin forard ar we be needin ta no why.
Maybe it be he found tha swashbucklers?
Iron Roger Read
We came to this land from across the perilous seas from the Scottish highlands to find a new home. We fit the Comanch and the Hispans to settle the new land and called ourselves Texicans. Being peacable people we developed a new weapon to make ourselves invincible and safe from interlopers. We covered ourselves in the manure of the male bovine and for longer than our old ones remembered, none dared come upon us. Now we hear of a new and terrible weapon developed by a Pennsylvania Dutchman by way of the Indies. Rumor has it that this fisherfolk has surrounded himself with the eau of shat breeches of urchin. If this brigand comes through Hispanola past the Bermuda Triangle and bears WNW the Gulf breezes will render our lands uninhabitable. Some are considering suicide or (shudder) crossing the Red River into the Oklahoma Territory, a land known for brigands, thieves and OU Sooners. If they find no welcome there, their plans are to travel west to the Pacific Ocean where they will live on milk and honey at the expense of the current residents who have gainful employment.
ARRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh!!! Me makes a post, then after thinkin me picture not showin up due to me soul bein captured widin the camera box! Me be tryin again tho! This be a picture of me new hobby. Been many a windy day at me pond.
BLACK JACK KIDD
AaRRrrrrGgghhhhh. What kinda boat be that ye be sailin Black Jack. Looks like ye been made to walk da plank by dat black spotd scurvy dog Leaddy Header. I rid fish bigr dan dat skif ye be capt in to shore. Bloody William Kidd
Ahoy, Black Jack. Be that really a shot of yur ownself? Methinks it looks like Red Fred Ward playin' Bloody Gus Grissom in "The Right Surf." ARRRRRgh!
Ahoy Mateys! Me thinks me been blinded by this pippy-longstocking rapscallion who be posin' as Black Jack Kidd. Imposter he be!!!
When we find this lubber, me thinks me & the mateys will roll im' up in a new brine potpourri of second-hand salt cod & curd (from me mini-wench's pampers!). It be a good trick for plunderin.
That vessel be named a boogie board. She most likely be a broken plank. I've walked me share! (R)
Curd comin from diapers?? (double R)
We gots TWO Black Jack Kidd's?? Me heads a spinnin!!
Just checking photobucket function...
Ahoy ---AaRrrGhhh Black Jack be that you doin a jig when they made ya walk da plank or be dat Leddy Header doin a jig before you string him up from the yard arms. Bloody William Kidd
Dat be me walkin da plank. Arrrrrrrgh!
Arrrggghhhhh!!!! Me don't know whats happenin'!!
Me thinks me see all kind of little pirates & swashbucklers a comin' to me door a tryin' to plunder from me at me own home!
These pillagin rapscallions are gonna eat me outta me own candy stash!!
Accordin to me graph, if ye be seein more pirates, then that be meanin the Earth's a coolin!
Arrrr! I be givinem alllllll tha black sssspot!
AAArrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!
Iron Roger Read
Aarrrrgghhhh !!! Careful ya be bout dem little pirates and swashbuckelers . If ye dont giveum their fair share they be known for tricks. Now tis not the time for holdin back from the bounty lest ya get da black spot from a little pirate. Bloody William Kidd
Twas a wrong thing to mess with such a wee little fairy like me Black Jack Kidd. Yer time might be getting more limited; tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...
TINKERBELL
I guess now we know what Georgia Giants REALLY revert back to...
That is one fine depiction of the post modern struggle of man and beast debra...I mean, aaarrggghhh!! This be "Iron Tom Flint", indeed a true pirates name if ever ye heard!( although I was kind of hoping to be called "Barry") the scourge of the midwest sea's says I, woe to all...Oh sorry' got to go, the clothes dryer buzzer just went off and my wife gets kind of mad if they sit too long in there, she doesn't like them to get all wrink'ly. Iron Tom Flint (CPA)
Arrrrgh!!! "Iron Tom Flint" be a mighty fine pirate name, as befittin' a great scurvy scurge o' the seven seas an' laundry room such as yurself! An' it beseems to me it be a mite fiercer name than "Iron Barry Manilow." Arrrrgh!!
-Bloody Sam (not Raoul) Kidd
Arrrrg watch dat lundri bucket - da misses be
a boilin ifin ye buckels be swashed.
Dirty Motley Rackem
aye - Dirty, The sea hag be blow'in up a squall if ye buckels dont be shin'in like a brass penny! ye dig?
Arrrg Iron Tom. Did ye name com from what yur wench
be ah sayin as ye leave ye ol' lundry rum? Arrrrg
an may de wind be to yur backsid....
ARRRGH! Me be rollin' on the deck laffin' me backside off!
AaRrrrrGggggHhhhh!!!! Me be lost at sea. Da charts be rong. Da charts say only 17 pirates and it be 20 or more on dis thread not countn Leaddy Header. Shiver me timbers must it be a ghost ship and crew. Bloody William Kidd
Arrrggghhhh me maties, can't git me b'gill ta feedin. Be it jest da season or sum scallywaggin,
landlubbers be a slipin in whilst I be out a port.
Or might it be that me grub be as old as Cap'n kid's
skivies????????????
Arrrrrgggggghhhhh and good grog to all..........
Arrrgggghhhh that be me fish grub.
Dirty Motley Rackem
Bruce,
You may actually have been on the right track when you created this thread!
web page Deb (aka Tinkerbell)
I would think that bookings are wide open for the holiday season. Can't imagine anyone wanting to tour the "resort islands" off east or west Africa. :rolleyes:
BTW,re: global warming, was anyone able to stomach the made for TV movie "Category 7"? What a disaster.
Interesting that the attack happened in the Seychelles, perhaps the World's best location for bonefish...maybe some travel "bargains" to that location soon.
Yea...I'm sure glad Deb posted that link cause a group of us have been(had been) planning a bonefishing trip there in Spring....not with Pirates...and the fishing there is from a mother ship, very vulnerable to Pirates.
Arrrghghghrghgh! This be the right thread and ye not be fargettin it.
Aarrrggggh Black Jack Kidd I heared ye bin sailin the north seas in serch ah yellow perch. Ben out on dat skiff named boogie board in dem north seas.
Bloody William Kidd
Originally posted by Theo Gallus:
It's really simple, BZ. The local density of the Pirates of the Carribean is directly proportional to the Johnny Deppth of your pond.
OK....NOW I get it. :p
Ahoy Mateys, it be seeming that when me was watchin' me Steelers pummel the Broncos, that me crew & me ship got waylayed by the Guvnor's navy.
Read me story below.
Arrggggghhh!
Mad Sam Cash
http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060122120809990005&ncid=NWS00010000000001
I look at that picture and all I can think of is 26 guys with eye patches looking back at that Navy destroyer yelling "Arrrr, Arrghrrrr!"
Arrrrgggghhhhh . Not 26 thar matey thar only be 17 pirates left an only 16 which can walk. Ole Black Jack Kidd be asunder what with his feets be recoverin from ice skatin on frozen ponds bare afoot. Trouble it be for BJK causein he lost his skiff called boogie board stuck in da ice. I bet dem 26 fake pirates wit patches be yellin somein else like a ruuunnn fer urrr life da Guvvvnneerrrr on our arrrssss.
Bloody William Kidd
Yarggghggghhh! I be huntin' me fave-rit quarry yisterday and what does me see in me scope?
Barrrs!
AaRrrrrGggggHhhhh Black Jack lookin ferr groundpigs was ye when ye ran up on da Barrs. Me thinks they be looking back at ya an sees lunch.
Bloody William Kidd
Da Barr on da leff be a scoundrel n a mutineer. Yarrrgggghhhhhh.
Aarrrrrrrghh! Ahoy, Mateys!
I be jumpin' the gun to wish all yee hearty lubbers an' grog-suckin' plank walkin' trash talkin' Pond Meisters a scurvy-free International Talk Like a Pirate Day! 'Specially to me Kidd brothers, Bloody William an' Black Jack, an' e'en ol' Guvnor Davidson. May yer cutlasses be 'err sharp an' shiny an' the Sun always come up on the right side o' yer yardarm!
An' now Bloody Sam Kidd be off to his 'ammock fer sum early shuteye.
Aarrrrrrghhh!
Ahoooy ye small water pirates . Bloody William Kidd rasin the flag on the big day. Got well from dat broke leg from fallin off the stool when ole Iron Roger Read was tellin about leaddy header.
Cutlass is sharp and eyeglass is scanin the horizon for cold water Black Jack doin pond surveys on his skiff or them sneeky low life mist creatures. They be a goin to Davy Jones locker ifin I catch umm round my waters. Be an eye a-pealed for Mad Sam to see what his pirates who play games with other swashbucklers are a doin. Ole Guvner been land locked with no water for floatin his boat so its been easy sailin down in them southern seas.
Garrrrrrrr!!!
Ahoy there mateys, me be feelin' low 'n prone to the scurvy & gout. It be seemin' that me mateys who wear black & gold tights will be a sailin' home to da three rivers wit no booty to show. It be a sad night for plunderin' in landlubbin Jacksonville.
Arrrrgh!!! Shutout by a mess o' kittycats. Yer Pittsburgh Mateys coulden gain enuff yarrrrrrrrdage!
Originally posted by Theo Gallus:
Yer Pittsburgh Mateys coulden gain enuff yarrrrrrrrdage! [/QB]
Good One!
"Bloody Tom Vane"
Arrrrgh!
Bloody Tom, ye must be me brudder-in-law. Me main wench's pirate name is "Bloody Ann Vane", II ARRRRRRRRR C.
aaarrgghh in el dorado
A.I.E.D.
Yar splittin me gut.
Yaarrrgghh and shiver me timbers I never seeded a peg leg pirate that far back in da hills and brush. He must be ridin one o da Guveners mules to get dat fer away from da water.
Bloody William Kidd
Yaarrgghh har harrr...wha' a plundrin', scurvy ridden pirate won't do in search o' da booty. Nuttin' bu' a shallow water scounnndrel.
Be needin' ta be reactivated once each yarrrrr.
Black Jack Kidd
Listen here ye pond dogs and plunderin pirates -- ye best be watchin out for those rogue gaaarrrrss. They'll eat up all your prized bounty. Yarrrrgh !!
Bloody William Kidd
Avast ye, ya scurvy scalliwags! The Kidd brothers once again be sailin' the Spanish Main, headin' to lay waste to Guvnor Davidson's manor.
Bloody Sam Kidd
Q: What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
A: ARRRRRRRR-gyle!
Q: What is a pirate's favorite type of fish?
A: A Carrrrrrp!
OR
A: Garrrrrrrrrr!
....favorite fast-food restaurant?
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aye, and his most favorite vessel for navigatin the pond is a?
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Barrrrrrrrrrrge!
Me says "Arrggh"
Mad Sam Cash
What is the name of the Pirate Tax Agency?
The Aye Arrrr S.
YARRRRRR!!! Me n' the El Dorado Kidd be fixin' to take a trip true de most treacherous of seas. That bein' da brain of a beauty queen. The road we find be lookin' like dis.
What think ye???
Arrrgh - it be lookin like she can get there by any color passage - long as de last one be grrrrreeeen. No priate drawed a plunder-in map like dat !!!
Bloody William Kidd
ahoy, listen up maties, on de outside she be fair and beautiful, but on de inside she be a void, aye, a vast dark wasteland frought with blowing winds and trrreacherrous swells, aye, like the cape of good hope she is, only two or three paths ta follow tru dere, it will be a dangerous journey..
ahoy, where beauty meets ability.......
and if we safely navigate the course, there are more on the horizon, aye, always more....
i'll be shinin me peg leg gettin ready ta go.
arrrgh
Arrrghghghrrghgh. I be laughin me arrrrr soff! Miss Teen SC USA must be vapid wench. She not even be able to spell 'er own last name (Pjetraj??, yeah, right
)! Yarrr!
Aarrrrrrgh! Ye all be a sad sorry lot o' USAmericans!
AAAAAArrrrrgghh!
Arrrghhhhh! Ye made me fall out me crow's nest and I nearly d.i.e.d laughing.
Arrrrgh ! Da morrow is ta day in da South China seas. Hoist ye sails and shake to ye pirates. All ye Kidd kinfolk make ready the sales and guns - it be plunder time.
Bloody William Kidd
Arrrrgh! This Kidd Brudder be ready as well! An' me 'lectricity has been restored to me home waters!
Bloody Sam Kidd.
When I be goin' ta pirate school they be teachin' me ta ne'er speak in anythin' but da present tense!
Black Jack Kidd.
Forgive me, I was adopted.
arrrrgh
Garrrgh ! Thar she be - under the keel.
Aye, and I be plunderin' the briny coast for structure....Garrrrbage day
I be cleanin' up after Ike - yarrrrrrd work.
I be cleanin' up after Ike - yarrrrrrd work.
Kuk kuk kuk kuk! I mean Ar ar ar ar!
I be cleanin' up after Ike - yarrrrrrd work.
arrr bee, too much rakin' for ye an' ya git yarrrrdarm
Yarrrrrr! We be hittin' landfall on International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and me and my mateys are celebratin' with this trivia quiz, straight from the briny deep! There be a wealth of booty to be had here, ye scurvy sea dog, so get ye up to the crow's nest smartly and use those deadlights, or you'll be kissin' the gunner's daughter before ya know it, savvy?
http://zone.msn.com/en/celebtrivia/pirate_default.htm?GT1=29000
Wow, Eric speaks pirate real good
Da speak lika parot day must be gitten poplur. The brrrro in law and his wench be playin hooky today.
Me be sailin' to Hattsburrrg tomor for to git dem strippers for the shallow watr sea o' mine. dey be comin on the Fed Ex tall ship.
shiver me timbers....me varrrrge rafters are bein painted today
Burger...
Your pirate-ese has a distinct hint of Cajun
arrrgh, cajun, i love cajun,
warrrr's me pick-a-nick basket?
Burger...
Your pirate-ese has a distinct hint of Cajun
I was afraid Burger thought it was Talk Like a Parrot Day. Not that the two are mutually exclusive.
Burger...
Your pirate-ese has a distinct hint of Cajun
Ya know, Cuz, dat always be a prolem. I git dis job at dat NASA wif ole Meadowlowk, but eva time day talk about LAUNCH, I go to get a samich. Dat job, it didnt last long.
Yar - Yar - Yar - Harrrrg. RODLOL (D = da deck).
Bruce:
First get back to basics and do something to make your fish grow bigger and then address the pirate. Kevin
Cruise ship will evacuate to avoid pirate attackBy PATRICK McGRRRRRROARTY, Associated Press – Tue Dec 9, 12:58 pm ET
BERLIN – A German cruise ship plans to evacuate passengers in Yemen and fly them to the next port of call Wednesday to avoid any possible encounters with pirates off the coast of lawless Somalia..........
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081209/ap_on_re_eu/piracy 
p.s. it is getting colder these days it seems.
Arrrggg. Please, USA, dont get involved. Let the EU, NATO, and countries in which the vessels are flagged and manned deal with it.
I hope we dont have to learn to speak Somalian for next yrs. "Speak lika Pirate day."
Yarrrghghghgrrrr!
Dem Somalian Pirates be toleratin da warm weather just fine, ain't they?
It be a good time fer piratin'!
Arrrggg. Please, USA, dont get involved. Let the EU, NATO, and countries in which the vessels are flagged and manned deal with it.
I hope we dont have to learn to speak Somalian for next yrs. "Speak lika Pirate day."
Personally, after yesterday, I would LOVE to fire a cannon or preferrably a tactical nuke at a pirate, although the pirate I'm thinking of is not is Somalia!
just remember rainman, if there were no more pirates, the world would superheat and all life would be extinct as we know it.
I be plannin' an excooorsion to the North of Carolina fer some bull bluegills and their wenches! Yarrrghgghrrrr.
ay, may the wind be at yarrr back..........arrrrgh....
Best kep a keen eye fer ole Mad Sam Cash , Bloody Sam Kidd and Iron Roger Read. They be plyin dem eastern waters an BG de like to plunder.
On me wish list for 2012
Arrrr-rator from Mad Sue Cruz
Automatic fish feed-arrghghghg from Texas Hunt-yarr.
A mounted fish from Cecil Barrdh
Some til-yarrr-pia from Black Jack Rex.
A new f-arrrrrrrrrr-pond from Otto
I could go on and on. Yarrgh
Well -- Yaaarrr not gona plunder all them wit out some mates to help yarrrr. That be a full boat of plunder.
Ay tis a fine treasure chest of booty yarr wanting
Arrrrggg, Ya scheming bilge rat, What is dis talk of another farrrrr pond?
Arrrrgggg who called for a scurvy bilge rat ? Thar he be.
Be ready for September 19th, everybody.
For some reason I have a strong desire to go out for Arrrrr-by's tomorrow.
Reviving an almost decade old thread just to yell like a Pirate??
I was helpless to stop myself.😗