Did you know that there are entire websites devoted to how to speak Texan. Here's some info from one:Definitions:* Aggravated – Used to describe everything from mild annoyance to dangerous, murderous rage.
* Conniption – A fit, getting all worked up over something. Example: That child was having a conniption! Someone needed to tan his hide.
* Looker – An attractive person. Example: “Wow! She’s a looker!”
* Over Yonder – Over there.
* Sorry – An adjective meaning worthless, loser, or useless. Enhanced inflection makes it more emphatic. Example: “When I get my hands on that sorry, good-for-nothing punk…”
* Grub – Food. A meal.
* Fixins – An entire meal, excluding the main dish. Example: “I’ll have a hamburger with all the fixins.”
* Directly – In a little while. Example: “Well run down to the ice cream store, directly. For now – finish your supper.”
* Idiot Box – Television
* Dinner – Often times refers to lunch, or the meal in the middle of the day. Sometimes may refer to the evening meal.
* Supper – Almost always refers to the evening meal, but sometimes may mean lunch.
* Howdy – Although it sounds like “how are you”, howdy is more of a salutation like hello, bonjour, guten Tag, etc.
* Fess up – To confess or admit to something.
* Fit to be Tied – very upset.
* Fixin’ to – Preparing to do something. Example: “I’m fixin to go to the store. Do you need anything?”
* Hissy Fit – Same as a conniption.
* Lit Out – Took off, started out, or absconded across some terrain. “He lit out of here as soon as the cops showed up.”
Phrases:* All Choked Up – Overcome with emotion (other than aggravation). A person is “all choked up” when they are deeply moved by sadness or by the thoughtfulness of others.
* All Worked Up – A state of aggravation, anxiety, or agitation. Example: “There is no need to get yourself all worked up over a little accident.”
* Come Hell or High Water – Determination to do something. Example: I’m going to catch that criminal come hell or high water!
* Tan Your Hide – To give someone a spanking or beating. Example: That child was having a conniption! Someone needed to tan his hide.
* One-legged Man at a Butt-kicking Contest – Not equipped for the task at hand.
* Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs – Nervous.
* A Gnat in a Hail Storm – Not much chance at survival.
* Rode Hard and Put Up Wet – A tired individual who looks somewhat the worse for wear. Refers back to horses that were not taken care of well.
* Beat You Like a Rented Mule – Obviously you don’t want this to happen.
* Whole Nuther Thing – Something else entirely. Usually used to denote another story there isn’t time to relate. Example: I was down at the grocery store when I ran into my neighbor. He’s got this annoying dog, but that’s a whole nuther thing…”
* Plum Wore Out – Fatigued, exhausted; also sometimes used for “worn out” machinery, etc. Example: “After a long hard day I’m plum wore out.”
* All Hat and No Cattle – All show and no go… all talk and no action.
* This Ain’t My First Rodeo – I wasn’t born yesterday. I’ve been around a while. Experienced.
* If it was a snake it’d have jumped up and bit ya – An item “hidden” in plain sight.
* 6 of One, Half Dozen of the Other – Makes no difference. Six eggs is the same as a half dozen. It’s all the same to me.
10 Texas Sayings:1. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
2. It’s so hot, the trees are bribing the dogs.
3. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back in.
4. If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
5. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
7. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
8. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
9. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
10. Always drink upstream from the herd.
11. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Oh and DD, you better stop hasslin George. I hear he's fit to be tied. This ain't his first Rodeo. Folks are saying he's fixin to come over there directly and beat you like a rented mule.