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Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) #107228 02/07/08 11:18 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	I'm trying to meet my boyhood idol, Hank Parker. I've entered a contest to fish with him. Here's the photo that I submitted to the contest. As usual I was not afraid to use a little hype. $;\)$ $;\)$ http://www.berkleybigfish.com/PhotosMore.php?picID=285 Tell me what you think. If you vote me a low number of bobbers I'm going to send Buddy Ebsen to go all Tae-Kwon-Do on your face. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107229 02/07/08 11:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX D davatsa Lunker
davatsa Lunker D Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX	I bet you could out-fish him. "Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) davatsa #107230 02/07/08 11:37 PM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,741 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker
Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,741 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA	I think its real good. I don't know if dropping names gives you legitimacy or categorizes you as a total nut case? I mean, its 100% true in your case. Don't get me wrong. I do have another question though. If you were only using 4lb. test, and you knew you had a hog on the line, and you knew there was heavy cover close by, wouldn't you have no choice but to keep pressure on the fish? I mean, it wouldn't be in spite. Just kidding Bruce, it's great! Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Sunil #107232 02/07/08 11:42 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	I would have to categorically state that yes, I am a nutcase. I might as well flaunt it. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107233 02/08/08 12:06 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	I should have mentioned that my hands are actually bigger than my head. That is not an optical illusion. I have the biggest hands ever. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107234 02/08/08 12:09 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	You forgot to mention you were a dentist too. Namedropper

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107235 02/08/08 12:12 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	You're right. I should have said "...And my hamstring was killing me from when Fatty McButterpants tried to injure me at the Pond Boss conference". Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107236 02/08/08 12:14 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	tried? Oh if I really tried, you would be walking with a limp. I got NINJA skillz dude . NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107237 02/08/08 12:15 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	If you and Buddy Ebsen were in a cage fight you'd be unrecognizable within 30 seconds. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107238 02/08/08 12:19 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	Iwould have Chuck norris riding shotgun....so...i dont think so...maybe is Max Baer was there MAYBE

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107239 02/08/08 12:23 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	MAX BAER Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107240 02/08/08 12:25 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	i meant JR.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107241 02/08/08 12:34 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	At first I thought you were joking, but you were serious! They're related?!? Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107242 02/08/08 12:39 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	yup

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107243 02/08/08 12:39 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	poppa

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107244 02/08/08 12:41 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	is it wrong that there are more posts than views?

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107245 02/08/08 12:45 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	There's only one explanation. - - - - - - - - - - - - Sometimes I post without looking at the computer. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107247 02/08/08 12:53 AM
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex... FattyMcButterpants Lunker
FattyMcButterpants Lunker Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,114 Ft. Worth, Texas &Richland,Tex...	I sometime go #1 without looking at the toilet. My wife hates that.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107248 02/08/08 01:10 AM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 20,043 Likes: 1 Northeastern Indiana Cecil Baird1 Hall of Fame Lunker
Cecil Baird1 Hall of Fame Lunker Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 20,043 Likes: 1 Northeastern Indiana	O.K. Bruce I voted you a five bobber but I don't understand why a dentist has to grovel for a free fishing trip. $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) FattyMcButterpants #107253 02/08/08 08:08 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX D davatsa Lunker
davatsa Lunker D Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,256 San Antonio, TX	Originally Posted By: FattyMcButterpants I sometime go #1 without looking at the toilet. My wife hates that. You nearly made me spit a mouth-full of coffee all over my laptop with that little gem. You and Bruce crack me up! "Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Bruce Condello #107255 02/08/08 08:15 AM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker
Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio	Originally Posted By: Bruce Condello At first I thought you were joking, but you were serious! They're related?!? Sit down, Bruce, I've got some further ground shaking revelations for you: 1) Alan Hale, Sr. is the father of Alan Hale, Jr. $\:o$ 2) Jack Haley, Sr. is the father of Jack Haley, Jr. $\:o$ $\:o$ 3) Ray Scott is the father of B.A.S.S. $\:o$ $\:o$ $\:o$ Oh wait, you knew that last one, since you've been fishing with him. $;\)$ "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Theo Gallus #107256 02/08/08 08:18 AM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,741 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker
Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,741 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA	I meant that it's 100% true that you were on a fishing trip with Ray Scott, not that you're a total nut job. BTW, I gave you a (5) bobber vote. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Sunil #107257 02/08/08 08:21 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States Bruce Condello OP Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker
OP Bruce Condello Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Lunker Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,854 Likes: 1 United States	Originally Posted By: Sunil I meant that it's 100% true that you were on a fishing trip with Ray Scott, not that you're a total nut job. BTW, I gave you a (5) bobber vote. I probably went a little too much "over the top". I typed it up in about 10 seconds. I'm used to being able to edit my text, but this one won't let me do it. Luckily I didn't curse like a sailor. Thanks for the bobbers, guys. Looks like Buddy is staying home today. Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Sunil #107258 02/08/08 08:23 AM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker
Theo Gallus Moderator Lunker Joined: May 2004 Posts: 13,966 Likes: 276 Central Ohio	Originally Posted By: Sunil I meant that it's 100% true that you were on a fishing trip with Ray Scott, not that you're a total nut job. BTW, I gave you a (5) bobber vote. He's only about an 80% nut job, a little higher than the average pondmeister. I voted you 5 bobbers and a sinker, Bruce. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Aquaman needs your vote, (wink, wink) Theo Gallus #107259 02/08/08 08:29 AM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,741 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker
Sunil Moderator Ambassador Field Correspondent Hall of Fame 2014 Lunker Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,741 Likes: 293 Somerset, PA	I know, Theo, I know. He is a total nut job, but really, he thinks its not public knowledge. Go figure. Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."