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...and his dancing banana.
Eligible candidates should be outgoing and enjoy the outdoors. Fishing, hiking, and flossing are a plus. No smokers, unless your name is Weber.
Apply below.
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I dont smoke or floss,
but I do have a dentist appt jan 24.
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Geez, of all the posts that DIDN'T disappear.....you guys....
Teach a man to grow fish...
He can teach to catch fish...
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...that guy won't have to worry about a second interview
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dear dr. condello, are you still practicing dentistry?
so what toothpaste do you recommend?
(it took me 10 minutes to log on, i know i will get kicked off after hitting submit button.....and this is all i could come up with?????)
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(...it took me 10 minutes to log on, i know i will get kicked off after hitting submit button.....and this is all i could come up with?????)
Welcome to my world. Here; try on this hat. Never mind the pointy end.
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dear dr. condello, are you still practicing dentistry?
so what toothpaste do you recommend? VERY close to my favorite all-time slam on Bruce (I can't remember who made it, but he's a genius!): "Dear Dr. Condello, Are you still a part-time dentist???"
Last edited by Theo Gallus; 01/10/08 02:02 PM. Reason: Hey, he posted the link. I can at least get the quote right.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Aaron Klusmire, I salute you!
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Mr. Condello is not now nor has he ever been a dentist. He merely claims to be a dentist so that no one will question why he is wearing a white lab coat and uses lots of high tech equipment. As I have stated previously Mr Condello is the proprietor of the "Condello Institute for the Creation of Ludicrously Proportioned Blue Gills." Little is known about this top secret facility. It's security systems make the Area 51 security measures look childlike in comparison. I requested that "The Smoking Gun" investigative website send out a team of researchers to investigate the good Doctor. While approaching the Condello Institute for the Creation of Ludicrously Proportioned Blue Gills at night all contact was lost with this team. The last contact was the following text message:
Appears as though we fell into a breeding pool.
See large dark shapes in the water.
Biting OH LORD THE'RE BITING.
NIPPLES HURT, MAKE THEM STOP.
MAKE THEM STO......................
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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I would share my OxyContin-Vicadin cocktails with my supervisor.
Do you have to be able to walk, or is hopping OK?
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I heard Admiral Condelo is actually training BG for the navy since the porpoise thingy is not going forward due to environmentalist.
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I'm afraid to even speak directly about the situation, but let me just say that any words written above in blue letters are making me ROFLMAO.
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i still want to know what kind of toothpaste you recommend. and while i'm at it, how does one floss so one doesnt get all those spatter spots on the bathroom mirror?
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I recommend any toothpaste that has the ADA seal, and tastes good to you.
Instead of using a mirror I just look deeply into my wife's eyes.
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she is definitely a saint....  i cant believe how fast the forum is working even on dial up, pages are loading almost instantly......this is ALMOST as good as my brief fishing adventure this afternoon.....
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I recommend any toothpaste that has the ADA seal, and tastes good to you. Just make sure that it is dolphin free toothpaste.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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