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laugh laugh laugh That was funny! (reviews) laugh laugh laugh

BH, you have too much free time on your hands!

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Wow! I must get one of those!! Busy working mom of two, three including the husband.... who has time to slice bananas??? Too bad you have to peel them first, though.


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I'm already busy incorporating a diesel engine, hydraulic assist, and an automated feed mechanism into my version.

Thinking about an attachment that will pluck individual grapes from a bunch.


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Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
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Can it feed them into your mouth too??


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If they could just design something to slice an apple I'd be set for life..

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Originally Posted By: Sue Cruz
Can it feed them into your mouth too??



The sky's the limit Sue. All it takes is the right financial backing...... whistle


"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"

If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1)
And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1)
Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT?
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BH, you have too much free time on your hands!


It's true I am quite often bored at work, but I have to give my daughter credit for finding this one.
If you think that your wardrobe is lacking, read the reviews on this shirt.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three...lf+moon+t-shirt

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Originally Posted By: Sue Cruz
Can it feed them into your mouth too??


After spark gets done with his stuff, pretty much not a problem, even if you are walking around and moving.

We could do voice recognition like "nana slice". The High 7 figure camera/control rig would be tracking your every move maintaining a relationship between the slice and it's intended destination.

Only problem is, If you sneezed within a ms or two after the code word, you may just get one in your eye laugh

Not improbable, but seriously impractical.

Fun thread. Looks like fall/winter is starting to show!

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This reminds me of a joke about a Pickle Slicer but I don't think I can tell it here!


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Here is true story. Large contractor was in country store with his buds. Store owner comes from behind counter and tells contractor that his wife was about to deliver his first born. The contractor jumps up excited, points his finger and says in high voice, I will be there first thing Monday morning. O.k. not true contractors are very reliable.


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Banana slicer sounds like a solution looking for a problem.


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Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson1
Banana slicer sounds like a solution looking for a problem.


Didn't you read the reviews? How much time do you waste each morning slicing bananas with an old fashioned knife?

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Reviews are funny - well done.


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Originally Posted By: Sue Cruz
Wow! I must get one of those!! Busy working mom of two, three including the husband.... who has time to slice bananas??? Too bad you have to peel them first, though.


Actually that has been addressed too.

although I have to add I only know this because I shop at Billa

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Those reviews for that shirt are hilarious. Might have to order one of those.


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My daughter bought me one of those shirts for father's day a couple of years ago. It has become my "go-to" shirt for when I need a little luck.

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Went to order both and the total comes to $24.12. It's takes a $25 order to get free shipping. Now I got to find something that cost 88 cents.


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this link of amazon reviews may get me banned but trust my it is good..............A British guy i work with posted a excerpt from the danglie rastafarian look review on my facebook http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/...howViewpoints=1

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