I stumbled across this thread curious to read about water bugs and instead I was informed about bug catchers, handlin yankees ( now there's a chore), strapping folks to the hood of a truck and left wonderin how in the heck you'd sex a grasshopper. By the way, the only grasshopper paste I ever saw was splattered on my windshield! (Seems to attract more of 'em though!) ;\)

Ya'll keep up the good work I just might learn something.