Congratulations, Greg, Wendy, and Wyatt!!

Nothing like a successful spawn.

I hope you're well versed in diaper changing. My first-ever diaper change was what I refer to as The Great Miconium Migration of August '04. I could tell she'd been saving it all for me; I opened that diaper up, and man O man, I felt like Jed Clampett striking crude.

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."