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Higher education, as we all know, is expensive. Many take out student loans, work part-time, or "advance" inheritances from rich relatives in order to pay for their education. It can now be revealed that our own beloved Dr. Condello worked his way through Dental School as an actor in B-Movies (Well, actually they were more like D- Movies, but I don't want to hurt Bruce's feelings) as proved by this still from the MST3K version of Coleman Francis' immoral - er - immortal epic story of greed, lust, light aircraft, and coffee, "Red Zone Cuba."
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If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Can I ask why there are two aliens and one human watching my movie?
I made two hundred bucks for the gig, but I got to co-star with Ava Gardner. She was a great kisser.
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Ava Gardner
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Ahh, the good ole days. No pyrotechnics, lazer lights, subliminal visual effects needed.
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I can't believe they paid you, I would have kissed her for free! :rolleyes: :p Now that is what I call "high cost"!
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Wow what a babe! but I've always been a sucker for brunettes anyway. All the females in my family are dumb blondes so I married a smart brunette.
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If you will look closely, you will note that both pictures are of the same person, no doubt a transvestite.
So sad.........
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Originally posted by Cecil Baird1: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Sunil: [qb] If you will look closely, you will note that both pictures are of the same person, no doubt a transvestite.
So sad......... Hey if he, I me she, I mean --- whatever's -- happy...
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Bruce and Ava Gardner actually the same person ... hmmm. That would explain all those pictures of Bruce On the Beach:
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Nobody has answered my questions about the aliens.
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Bruce- Because that is Mystery Science Theater's cast and commentary. The three super intelligent though somewhat alien stars of the show, make wise and insightful comments about the quality of the acting, filming and production of the movie. :rolleyes: :p
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From left to right, (Bruce, Brettski, and other non-MSTies) that's Tom Servo, Mike (Nelson), and Crow T. Robot. Tom and Crow are both robots built (in life and on the show) on a budget - Tom is mostly a gumball machine and Crow is a plastic bowling pin and a lacrosse mask (Chip Rowland could use him for structure).
MST3K ran from roughly 1988 to 1999, on KTMA (Minneapolis/St. Paul), Comedy Central, and the Sci-Fi Channel.
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From left to right, (Bruce, Brettski, and other non-MSTies) that's Tom Servo, Mike (Nelson), and Crow T. Robot........Crow is a plastic bowling pin and a lacrosse mask ...I still say it looks like an anorexic Popeye in a tinfoil tiara
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Originally posted by Theo Gallus: From left to right, (Bruce, Brettski, and other non-MSTies) that's Tom Servo, Mike (Nelson), and Crow T. Robot. Tom and Crow are both robots built (in life and on the show) on a budget - Tom is mostly a gumball machine and Crow is a plastic bowling pin and a lacrosse mask (Chip Rowland could use him for structure).
MST3K ran from roughly 1988 to 1999, on KTMA (Minneapolis/St. Paul), Comedy Central, and the Sci-Fi Channel. Oh my gosh!! I just realized that I think Theo is actually serious about this!!! Are you?
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Can we puleeze get back on topic concerning the high cost of Dental school?
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Originally posted by Brettski: ...I still say it looks like an anorexic Popeye in a tinfoil tiara You're killin' me, Smalls.
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Originally posted by burgermeister: Can we puleeze get back on topic concerning the high cost of Dental school? Who's going to school? Can we please see Bruce in a wig and that outfit so we can make a real comparison? :p Theo- I saw MST2K on a few months ago, on one of my many channels.
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Originally posted by Bruce Condello: Oh my gosh!! I just realized that I think Theo is actually serious about this!!!
Are you? Of course I'm serious! You think I make this stuff up? GShiners eating FA, CC mouth sizes, catching GC on worms - that stuff I MIGHT make up. MST3K, Tanning Spas for Mummies, Cecil's Alien Abduction - that's all deadly serious.
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Dental school WAS really expensive.
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More evidence of Dr. Condello's former acting career has come to light. He co-starred opposite the lovely Fran Drescher as Maxwell Sheffield for several years in The Nanny. Bruce certainly has all the luck working with pretty brunettes! And he cleans up pretty good from the fishing photos.
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Ahhh, those were the days. Of all the really cute women that I costarred with the best kissers were Fran Drescher, Ava Gardner and Hedy Lamarr. Years and years of toiling away on silent film projects finally opened the door for me to these great projects--ultimately yielding me the biggest apple of all--two episodes on The Love Boat.
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I bought my education online and saved a bundle just don't tell any of my patients.
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James, I thought about getting a juris doctor degree by using box tops or going online. I figured I could do divorces a lot cheaper than the going rate.
Along with that I have often wondered about the requirements to incorporate as my own city. That way, I figured to get rich selling beer in a dry county. Also, I could have an election and vote myself in as a judge. That just might go hand in hand with my newfound legal status. And, like other Texas cities, future or planned growth would necessitate annexation of neighboring properties (buncha jerks with roaming dogs). Evidently, the ability to set and collect taxes doesn't mean that any actual services have to be provided.
BTW, my wife is a paralegal and has steadfastly refused to assist me with any legal research. Narrow mindedness I think.
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Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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