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Well, what can I say....I returned from my pond to find the May/June 2006 issue of Pond Boss in my mailbox.
There's some big news in it.
Out.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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What is the difference in Sunil and Flipper?
One splashes around and hams it up for the camera. The other is a dolphin. :p
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When Flipper swims with Jessica Alba, it's fiction. When Sunil swims with Jessice Alba, it's fantasy.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Theo did you notice any big news in the May/June edition ? :p I did not see any bottle nose porpoise pics.
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OK, the race is on. Who will get their edition last...Fatty McButterpants or B-ski? Last copy, the B-ski USPS service delivered just a day or two before Fatty McB's. Thank goodness for Bruce's soothing consolation...it likely saved Fatty McB from suffering serious, pre-mag PB withdrawal symptoms.
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May 5...GOT IT! If I'm still the last guy, then the rest of ya's better grease your USPS carrier come Christmas.
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Without giving away any plots, I have (so far, not finished yet) really appreciated the articles by Dr. Dave/Eric and the BC/BC/CB triplets.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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I got mine YESTEREDAY!!! May 4th I win I win I win!!!!
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well i just scanned all your states.......PA, TX, OH, MI, IL....guess who's the big winner?
CA.....aint seen hide nor hair, checked the mailbox this afternoon. (mail box is ~1.5 miles from house....made special trip just to get next issue......i need to get a life)
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...dang Fatty Mc#@!*%pants...getcha next issue Dave, to coin a phrase made famous by Clinton and Condello: "I feel your pain!" (Clinton and Condello...sounds like a slap-stick comedy team )
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And "I did not have nookie with that body of water, Ms. Pond"
I'll quit watchin the forum til I git mine. Somebody's bound to start talkin about all the articles.
You know Mr. Lusk, you should have a centerfold. I know you could increase subscribership.
I sure do hope Mr. Lusk didnt forget about me. Dont see many (any?) pondmeisters here from NorCAL. We're plain off the radar.
Gonna go watch the Kings beat the Spurs tonight....ok, at least give em a good fight.
GSF are people too!
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I'm so incredibly glad for Fat McB! Couldn't happen to a better guy.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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I got mine last Friday. Been too darned busy cleaning and fixin a rent house to even look at it. Lusk must have done something. Mine usually gets here about 3 weeks after Sunil starts his unseemly and rude gloating.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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and on top of all that I goto to meet Tood Overton when I went to pick up my MAGIC tilapia!!!!! Todd was a SUPER nice and helpful guy. I also appreciate the good words and advice from you guys dave davidson, meadowlark all the regs. I feel the love and Brettski..... Fatty 1 Brettski 1 theres always next issue, but be warned I slipped the mailman and extra homemade bananna bread my wife made so he has got my back. I am looking to go on a winning streak!!! Oh and by the way I am almost finished with the new issue.... Dang I am hooked on Pondboss "crack"
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Originally posted by FattyMcButterpants: ...I slipped the mailman an extra homemade bananna bread my wife made so he has got my back. I am looking to go on a winning streak!!! [/QB] That's the best idea of I've seen on Pond Boss in weeks!
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Fatty 1 Brettski 1
theres always next issue, but be warned I slipped the mailman and extra homemade bananna bread my wife made so he has got my back. I am looking to go on a winning streak!!! (I hope your mailman is banana intolerant)
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Originally posted by Bruce Condello: Originally posted by FattyMcButterpants: ...I slipped the mailman an extra homemade bananna bread my wife made so he has got my back. I am looking to go on a winning streak!!! That's the best idea of I've seen on Pond Boss in weeks! [/QB]I might be new to pondmiestering but I am old hat at "tipping" and I know that best tip is a DELICIOUS one
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Clearly, I am the winner. The May/June 06 issue finally appeared in my mail box TODAY I think Mr. Lusk has mine on special delivery through the Pony Express (which actually ran through about a mile north of my place on route to Sacramento). Thanks to posters for not letting too much info out before D.I.E.D. could get his PB fix.
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