TRANSCRIPT OF ACTUAL CONVERSATION WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK:

Mrs. Theo: "Your New Pond Boss is here. Who's the guy on the cover?"

Theo: "Bruce Condello."

Mrs. Theo: "Who's he?"

Theo: "The Dentist from Lincoln."

Mrs. Theo: "He looks gassed."
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You can't make stuff like that up.

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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