Urban guy, I bet everyone who viewed this post felt bad for you. The first picture is worth a thousand words. Your dog looked many times happier than you. Good thing is now ya know there is a better way. Next spring if ya keep the new sprouting pads from reaching the surface they will die.
As for the Beaver root, I like that. Earlier this summer I helped my son eradicate lots of pads. Couple of weeks later he started to hand pick the roots out. He asked if all aquatic plants had roots made of lead.


Do nature a favor, spay/neuter your pets and any weird friends or relatives.