Rex - the party barge costs $37/person - I think you ought to give them a run for their money and offer your own Booze Cruise for far less. Wildlife viewing, all you can eat pork rind buffet, and we could use your water cannons on the country club party barge snobs right before we assume control. Make eye patches mandatory once you step on board - total pirate theme, ye scallywags!
LOL...I even proved on my boat's maiden voyage after conversion that underwater dives are possible if needed....
With all the lime scaling on mine, I think Billy Bob teeth and an all redneck attire would be more appropriate than eye patches
