Gail asked me why so many men wear caps. I told her that Crappie prefer biting on the hook of a person with hair on the head. She said, "Crappie are stupid to think that a cap is hair".
"Whupped 'em again, Josey!"
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."