Originally Posted By: Dwight
Gail asked me why so many men wear caps. I told her that Crappie prefer biting on the hook of a person with hair on the head. She said, "Crappie are stupid to think that a cap is hair".



"Whupped 'em again, Josey!"


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."