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It's your turn to change the channel
Don't forget to fill the ice trays, we have company coming over
Dial 411 for the Johnson's number
Don't forget Cherry Bombs and Bottle Rockets from the fireworks stand
Go ahead and walk to the store - you need the exercise
You kids be home by sundown!
I'm taking my new toy machine gun to show and tell
Get the cape and the stool and sit outside, it's time for a haircut!
Clean your plate - there are starving children in China!
For the love of Pete!
For crying out loud!
The Pirates look strong this year
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau
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A couple that come to mind that show my age:
I'm feeling gay (for feeling happy)
Made in Japan at one time meant the same thing as made in China does now as far as lack of quality.
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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TJ mine wasn't be home by sundown it was be home when the street lights come on..
Here's a couple gems from my parents: (notice most involve discipline I never listened lol)
Go pick a switch
We're you born in a barn
Ill show you child abuse
Beat you like a red headed step child --A couple other things--
Walking to school if you live in town
Teachers paddling students
I believe in catch and release. I catch then release to the grease.. BG. CSBG. LMB. HSB. RES.
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Chores? What city kids today have them? Allowance Paper or Plastic? How much gas would you like today? Can I check your oil and wiper fluid? Filling station Push mower (no, not the kind with 4 wheels) It's getting close to 3,000 miles. It's time for a tune up, gotta check the points, and look at the plugs. Leaded gas I'm going to get the belt! BGK, you beat me to streetlights.
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Please and thank you
you better go and get a switch
stop that cussing or cus in general
are they kin to ya
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Lets blow up some cow pies.
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Tractor radios. In days of yore you could often hear a tractor radio over the sound of the tractor's engine in a neighboring field. Now they either have a cab, or the operator is using head phones.
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Pumping the accelerator pedal once to set the choke...I remember the sound it made when the hood was up and the butterfly snapped shut...
"A little more....no, go back the other way".....heard countless times as a boy while reaching out the window in our living room, pipe wrench in hand, rotating the pipe that held the TV antennae... My kids wouldn't have any idea how to do that today..
The sound those old analog tuners made while switching channels....thunk, thunk, thunk....
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1) And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1) Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT? PB answer: It depends.
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"turn off the TV it's dinner time" (my Dad's rule)
"would you like smoking or non-smoking section?"
record stores
paperboys on bikes (my first job)
doghouses (most of them live inside now)
Fishing has never been about the fish....
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"turn off the TV it's dinner time" (my Dad's rule)
"would you like smoking or non-smoking section?"
record stores
paperboys on bikes (my first job)
doghouses (most of them live inside now)
I like these, and can relate to the paperboy and record stores a lot. I still have all my vinyl.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau
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"You really got it together and I admire you."
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"You really got it together and I admire you." Well done!
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau
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Don't worry about the battery, just let it roll down the hill and pop the clutch. (My first car,1953 plymouth)
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Just do it...
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"can you hurry up and get off the phone, I need to use it"
"do you have a pay phone?"
Fishing has never been about the fish....
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This one is still in use in my neck of the woods!
"Forget pounds and ounces, I'm figuring displacement!"
If we accept that: MBG(+)FGSF(=)HBG(F1) And we surmise that: BG(>)HBG(F1) while GSF(<)HBG(F1) Would it hold true that: HBG(F1)(+)AM500(x)q.d.(=)1.5lbGRWT? PB answer: It depends.
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* Money doesn't grow on trees *
* Pick up your Lincoln Logs and Erector Set before going outside to play with your friends *
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Stop slamming the screen door! Do you want a knot up side your head? Go get the laundry off the cloth line. Get your elbows off the dinner table. Who put the shot gun shells in the burn barrel?
Don't Analyze Your Pleasures!!!
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The pages in the Monkey-Wards catalog are almost gone!
Alfred E. Neuman for President.
Remember to thoroughly spray all the udders and teats with DDT before hooking up the milking machines.
Just dump the oil and antifreeze into the creek.
More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette.
"Yoo Hoo, It's Me! My name is Pinky Lee."
I want my Maypo!
"Brusha... Brusha... Brusha. Get the New Ipana - it's dandy for your teeth!"
"I gotta get that closet cleaned out one of these days"
Its Howdy Doodie Time!
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Lol, I still use some of these, especially "Turn off the TV it is time for dinner"
Some others off of the top of my head: "Walk to the bus stop down the street" "Family TV show" "I built it in shop class!" Impromptu unmoderated sports of any kind. You know, call the pals and go play crush the kid with the ball (football), or garbage can goalies for hockey.
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