Arrrggghhhhh!!!! Me don't know whats happenin'!!

Me thinks me see all kind of little pirates & swashbucklers a comin' to me door a tryin' to plunder from me at me own home!

These pillagin rapscallions are gonna eat me outta me own candy stash!!


Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."