Ahoy Mateys! Me thinks me been blinded by this pippy-longstocking rapscallion who be posin' as Black Jack Kidd. Imposter he be!!!
When we find this lubber, me thinks me & the mateys will roll im' up in a new brine potpourri of second-hand salt cod & curd (from me mini-wench's pampers!). It be a good trick for plunderin.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
