Sunil, I'm not surprised your crew jumped ship when they saw me. You know, they name hurricanes after people. Heck, I've been blamed for mudslides, ice storms, earthquakes and assorted other local calamities. Most from an x-wife.

But me, a pirate? Hell no; I'm a Headhunter of the slimiest sort. My goal is to do obscene things to your recruiting budget (or else).