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Where is Theo when we need him?? Sunil?? JHAP?? There has to be some good humor coming here?
Subscribe to Pond Boss MagazineFrom Bob Lusk: Dr. Dave Willis passed away January 13, 2014. He continues to be a key part of our Pond Boss family...and always will be.
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Ewwwwwww!!!
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With our giant Northern Pike I am forced to wear protection when swimming in the pond. This is for the better in any case, Giant NP or not.
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Yeah well, we know who the Chunky Dunker is when power is needed at The Blob.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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There is no way anyone would ever chunky dunk or skinny dip in my lake. Your basically swimming right with the fishes and they come right on up to you.
Today we have 200 junior high girls coming to the lake. I hope they dont all want to do the Blob......
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Didn't you say you were on an exercise program?
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saying and doing are basically complete opposites.....
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Nate, I know exactly what you are saying!
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It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Where is Theo when we need him?? Sunil?? JHAP?? There has to be some good humor coming here? I just knew JHAP would be along with something about a brazilian cut something or another.
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? Ronald Reagan _______________ The good Brian
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I was having a hard time keeping it clean, so I backed off!
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I would interject something snappy, but I apparently didn't make Dr Dave's top 3.
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Pssshhh....just go ahead Brettski!
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I have thought about this sign and the potential retorts.
I considered all of the different types of humor in my arsenal. Should I respond with a sarcastic remark, or anecdotal humor, how about good natured banter, perhaps a caricature rendering, an epigram, an exaggeration that rises to the level of a hyperbole, irony, nonsensism, a parody, a vigorous repartee, wit filled satire, or a simple wisecrack? Or I could use more of a graphic response, perhaps a photochop, or stick drawing, or a cut and paste masterpiece.
In the end after much contemplation I decided that the sign should stand on it's own.
and I shall continue to chunky dunk in my pond until my heart is content....
... without wearing so much as my Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece.
Last edited by jeffhasapond; 06/14/11 12:08 PM. Reason: forgot to mention my BCNCP.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Whew, this stuff is hard work, eh JHAP? The energy involved must be tremendous. Plus, now I'm on Brettski's list for being absent-minded.
Subscribe to Pond Boss MagazineFrom Bob Lusk: Dr. Dave Willis passed away January 13, 2014. He continues to be a key part of our Pond Boss family...and always will be.
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Whew, this stuff is hard work, eh JHAP? The energy involved must be tremendous. Truly. Thankfully the generous pay and the benefits make up for all the hard work. Plus, now I'm on Brettski's list for being absent-minded. Better you than me. I was on his list for a while, Sheesh I thought the photochops would never stop. Thankfully he got all involved in his building project - - Idol hands and all that.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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... without wearing so much as my Brazilian Cut Neoprene Cod Piece.
And the count begins anew for "Days Without Mention of a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Codpiece."
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And the count begins anew for "Days Without Mention of a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Codpiece." Can we hope the count goes into at least six figures?
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Why would a Brazilian cut a Cod into pieces and cook it over flaming neoprene? Maybe I just don't get it...
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You don't want to 'get it.'
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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And the count begins anew for "Days Without Mention of a Brazilian Cut Neoprene Codpiece." Can we hope the count goes into at least six figures? Well, what with JHAP's new serious outlook on life, he may be a lot less interesting, but a six figure moratorium period may just be a reality!
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