Okay, so I'm implicated in rendering the Easter bunny into roadkill; eating Geno's pizza rolls in my boxers and watching a TV series which emasculates my frontiersman/Bear Grylls character; topped off by insinuations I'd be even vaguely familiar with the effects of pyschadelic substances of any kind.
Hmmmm, if you weren't participating in said activity how is it that you know exactly what you were wearing while participating in the activity to which you are denying participating in?
Remember the immortal (immoral?) words of Johnny Cochran...
If the boxers fit, the accusation is legit.
