I think your phone has a camera in it.

"I called and made an appointment. Sometimes Todd has to deliver a fish order and can't be around."

Clint, aka TechnoViking, could have had a few beers with you!

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."