Wow, thank you all for the responses. As long as Brettski has no objections I would be honored to accept the position (or is it assume the position) of Humor Czar, this is based upon the proviso that I would be paid at least 13/18ths the salary of a moderator and have access to the corporate Gulfstream.

Oh and Ken, I've actually worn out 2 keyboards in the past 3 years (that's actually true), well factually I wore out one, and killed another and so now have a new one which so far is behaving and therefore is not likely to meet the fate of the one that I killed. Once a keyboard starts getting uppity on me, well then off to keyboard heaven it goes.

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)