Just remember what happens in Branson, stays in Branson.
Well unless I get a photo or video tape of it, then it might end up on the forums, and if I don't get a photo of video tape but I can describe the event in a realisic manner it still might end up on the forums, and if I can't decribe the event in a realistic manner but can make up a somewhat believable story it might still end up on the forums, oh who's kidding who, what ever happens will probably end up on the forums.
Let it be known to all conference attendees that there is a reward for ALL photos of JHAP in compromising positions. If in fact the photo does not display an embarrassing scene with JHAP, it will be judged after appropriate photoshopping.
