I recently turned on the element to medium (just enough to get real hot and not turn red) and put a pot of soup on. Ten minutes later the soup isn't even warm, how the heck can this be? Did I turn on the wrong element?
Anyone want to guess how I tested my theory? Yep kinda hard to come up with a decent cover story when there's a perfect spiral seared into the palm of your hand...

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