It's so hot that:
Trees are whistling for dogs.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot
water in the toilet bowl.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked
out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
Everywhere you look there is sunshine and warmth. It’s like living in the french fry bin at McDonalds.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
A sad Texan prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much
for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."
