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I have more actual friends on Pond Boss than I have from all other aspects of my life combined. How the heck did that happen?
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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GSF are people too!  
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Perhaps you are much cooler on-line. :P 
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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This epiphany carries little meaning until we determine the quantity of bonifide friends claimed on PB.
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Not that this is a surprise, but a lot of people don't like dentist. But we all love pond gurus on this forum.
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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I'm proud to say that I'm a friend of Bruce's. Course that probably isn't the type of character reference Brettski was looking for.
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Sunil?
This one is yours...
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Bruce maybe people think you're just too good to be true in person?  Seriously though I can't imagine everyone not wanting to be your friend. That IS weird. As far as not liking dentists it can't be nearly as bad as being a taxidermist. Many people put me in the same category as morticians (not dishing morticians though as I'm sure it requires a lot of training an skill).
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Just thinking, Cecil - if you got together with a Mortician, you could do a VERY realistic ice fishing scene. 
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Hey did you even notice I'm here in the evening for once. Ricki is still back east and I'm on my own still. I'm find all kinds of stuff to get into and learning new things every day.
Today I learned that you should never open the trap door that is on the bottom of the toaster. It lets all the crumbs out. That leads to vacuuming the floor.
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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This might be a bad time to learn how to empty the porta potti
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One time I was concerned that I couldn't see. And then I realized that a contact lens had fallen out.
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Did I just say that out loud?
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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We do have indoor plumbing Brettski. And up at the ranch we send it to the fiery gates of heck.
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Did I just say that out loud? Don't know, but you did type it. Do you talk while you're typing?
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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I hear you, but I can't see you.
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JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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How many fingers am I holding up?
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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One time I was concerned that I couldn't see. And then I realized that a contact lens had fallen out.
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Did I just say that out loud? I've got you beat on that one. Once in college I put two different shoes on that looked alike. They had different size heels. I was sure there was something wrong with me! My God one leg is shorter than the other!
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Now I see why Sunil calls all of you guys freaks.
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Now I see why Sunil calls all of you guys freaks. What is normal? 
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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Are you asking ME to define normal?
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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How many fingers am I holding up? Just the one?
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Didn't Garth Brooks have a song about this affliction?
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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