I bought a duck at the local flea market, euthanized it, and cut a leg off.
You're a sick, sick man. A combination of Kevorkian and Dahmer in the making!
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."