JHAP they should just make you a moderator, that way you can just get right into the main post and take care of business! HAHA
The large corporate paycheck and generous fringe benefit package would come in handy. Use of the corporate jet and access to the gilded diet mountain dew drinking fountain. To be able to use the executive bathroom and dining hall. The freedom to change posts at will. To "correct" everyones post to reflect what I believe to be their true feelings and intentions. The unbridled, unrestricted ability to delete heretical blasphemy and to punish the violator. The option to change the posting policies to include corporal punishment. Ahhhhh, the power, the vast limitless power I could wield.
Yea, that'll never happen.
