That's the single funniest, stupidest thing I've seen on a fishing website in my life. (Wait a minute...isn't it me who just posted another blog about my life with Buddy Ebsen?)
AaronM has found a true classic.
That would be like a guy shooting a rabbit and claiming that he'd just shot the world's first kangaroo X dog hybrid.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.