These vile, unfounded attacks upon my character are completely unsupported by fact and cannot rise above baseless slander perpetuated by gentleman with less than honorable intentions.
Moderators I request, nay, I DEMAND immediate intervention and censorship to assist in the restoration of my good name.
Moderators, should you choose not to intervene on my behalf, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that I have several, how shall I put this, photographs of questionable taste, of everyone of you, the distribution of which could compromise your standing in this community.
