From the sounds of his hook sharpness testing techniques, JHAP may be better off going hook-less and using a dip net.
Fishing with me is definately an adventure.
What is the easiest way to capture JHAP?
Use a dip net.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)