Originally Posted By: Dwight
You have your Death Star operation and tax-evasion-off-shore deal. All we have are our desiccants. \:\(


ROFLMAO, without a doubt the tax code definately induces or sustains a state of dryness. I've been busy attending tax update seminars and rotating my 2008 tax research materials into my library. Congress was busy last year passing five new tax acts. Since I know that you are all sitting on the edge of your seats for more information regarding these acts they are as follows:

· Economic Stimulus Act of 2008
· Food, Conservation, and Energy Act of 2008
· Heroes Earnings Assistance and Relief Tax Act of 2008
· Housing Assistance Tax Act of 2008
· Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008

Do I know my desiccants or what.

It's no wonder that on rare occasions I display less than normal behaviors. It's a wonder that anyone could be exposed to this stuff on a regular basis and not be full tilt bozo. Wanna torture a prisioner, forget water boarding, nix the rack, put the electrodes away. Make them attend tax seminars - they'll fold like a cheap suit.


JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)