Cecil, that sounds like me and golf. When I was in the 7th grade, my Dad sent me for golf lessons. "Lots of big deals are made on the golf course, Son." After 3 or 4 lessons, the Pro called my Dad and said for him to save his $. He said that all I wanted to do was walk around the water hazards and look for fish.
I had the same thing happen with bowling. My mom thought it would be good if I got on a Saturday bowling league for kids. Trouble was while I was bowling my dad was out hunting pheasants with the bird dog.
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
