Why couldn't it have been oil from Elodea. Heck I'm so good at growing that. I killed mountains of it this past year. If I could have turned Elodea into oil I'd be the Elodea Tycoon. Private jets, limo's rides everywhere, I'd order one of the new Ferrari California models. I'd buy the northern half of the state of Nevada and flood it with snow melt from the Sierra's. Make the whole darn area my own personal pond. I'd stock everything that could live in fresh water. Large mouth bass, small mouth bass, medium mouth bass, northern pike, southern pike, in between pike, sunfish, moonfish, black fish, blue fish, fat fish, skinny fish, any fish, every fish. All of you could say you knew JHAP before he became one of the beautiful people.
Stupid, stupid Elodea.
