Tom, you must have forgotten Sunil's First law of beer consumption:
Thou shall not apply kozies to beer bottles. If thou can't consumth it before itth getth warmith thenith you should be consuming kool aidith.
At the conference someone tried to apply a kozey to Sunil's beer and suddently all I saw was a blur. His left had moved with lightening speed, shot out and did some sort of jujitsu move and broke the guys arm. It was very frightening. He was in the middle of discussing obsure guitar players or something and Sunil didn't even change facial expressions, he just kept right on talking as though nothing had happened.
Sunil is a very nice guy until you break one of his rules. Then it's every man for himself.
