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Aww, mebbe this will cheer you up:

Bigfoot Went to Georgia

Bigfoot went to Georgia
He was lookin' for shoes to buy
He wanted a deal
To cover his heals
And he needed them extra wide

He came upon a young salesman
Workin' at Payless and sawin' logs
Bigfoot sat down
Woke the salesman up
And said, "How 'bout THESE dawgs?"

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm Sasquatch from the South
And if you care to take a dare you'll get your own feet out

Now you've got good sized tootsies, boy,
But Bigfoot is my name
I'll bet some Dr. Scholls'
Against your soles
'Cause I'll put your feet to shame

The Salesman said I'm Johnny
You might think that you'll win
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
My feet's the biggest there's ever been

Johnny clean your toe jam off, forget about the phone
This piggy goes to market, this one "Wee, wee!" all the way home
If you lose, Bigfoot gets some shoes just like here in this ad
And if you win, you get these soothing pads

Bigfoot put his big foot in
The Brannock Measuring Device
And fire flew from the stainless steel
As he figured out his size

Then he pulled the slides down good and tight
And measured things real well
Took a deep breath, said "24 Quad E"
And passed out from the smell

[Instrumental]

When the Bigfoot came to
Johnny said "Prepare your Master Card
You'll pay for shoes, 'cause I have got
Some feets that's truly large

He said see these tootsies
Ain't they huge
Hairier than Terrible Ted, that's Nuge
Wide as a table, long as a truss
Toes 'bout as big as a
Greyhound bus

[Instrumental]

Well Bigfoot took his wallet out
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he bought a pair of Dr. Scholls'
Of a size for Johnny's feet

Johnny said, Bigfoot come on back
When you're ready to shoe those feet
We're havin' a sale on Birkenstocks;
They're two for one next week

He said my big feet are
The living end
Smelly as an outhouse basement, friend
Wide as a table, long as a truss
Toes 'bout as big as a
Greyhound bus