Welcome to the Pondboss forum, Fishwife. There is a brief questionaire we would like you to review and respond to. Please take a moment to answer these questions and you will be automatically entered into our vibratory compactor raffle.
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1) What is a Corgi? a) a liqueur b) a Granville frat bar c) an adoreable dog
2) (complete this statement) "Horses are..." a) stupid and useless b) great house pets c) a wonderful hobby and small business to operate from a very nice stable on a private farm
3) my husband's IQ is likely a) 29 b) 30 c) not sure, but he can give Google a good run for the money
4) The perfect farm would have a) 2 ponds b) 3 ponds c) no ponds, but a a 16 jet jacuzzi hot tub in the master bathroom
5) My perfect husband would be: a) wealthy like Bill Gates, with Fabio's looks b) a true gentleman like Prince Charming c) an aerospace engineer

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