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Well,my friends,life as I know it is over.As some of you remember from an earlier thread,Irecently had furniture and flooring issues with the boss at my house.After a very stressful month of company and flooring guys in and out,my lovly bride has new furniture in the living and formal living room.It sits opon new carpet.As she instructedssuggested,I also put down hardwood flooring in the diningroom,kitchen and laundryroom.Got all the trimwork done and it looks pretty good.WHEW,what a job,glad thats done.But wait,NOW that Im in floor mode,she instructessuggests that I go ahead and put down new flooring in the master bathroom as well(groans very loudly at this point).So,as the dutiful husband that I am,I go back to the garage,get out my tools and back to work.I pull the watercloset(toilet for common folks((bet you guys didnt know I knew words like that,huh?)) )cabinets and sink.Tear out the old flooring and prep the floor and get ready to start reinstalling.WAIT...STOP THE PRESSES...its the PONDBOSS weekend.So I shut down consruction and take off for Dallas,after all whats more importantthan that? Well,I get back from a great time in Dallas and try to get back into the grind.Im behind at the shop,behind on yardwork,dead branches have fallon all over the place,lets get back to work. Last night I get home from work and,lo and behold,PONDBOSS is in the mailbox I go to the garage,grab a beer and settle down on the front posch to check out my mag.My wife comes out,sees me and the mag and says ooooooooooo,what a great cover pic...can I see that for a sec?Unsuspectingly,I hand her the mag so she can get a better look. Then it happens Then my world ends Then the torture begins She calmly takes a look at the cover for a moment,turns to me and says...YOU tore up MY bathroom and then took off to party with a bunch of(insert explative word here)people you dont even know and left MY house a(insert explative word here)wreck.You have lost your(insert explative word here)PB mag until MY bathroom is finished.You have lost all your(insert explative word here)pond privilages until my(insert explative word here)is finished.And if your not(insert explative word here)quick about it Im locking up your(insert explative word here)beer fridge too.Now get your(insert explative word here)in there and finish MY(insert explative word here)bathroom. So,life as it was is over ,Im a slave again ,never to enjoy life as we know it ,always to be kept on a ball and chain .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . UNTIL SHE LEAVES FUR WORK
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You'd better get busy or the only response we will have left will be..........DAMN! It sucks to be you!
BTW, She didn't rip the issue did she????????????
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Rainman First,I did get with it.Im almost ready to glue down the new vynal.(Have it in stock already) Second,she did threaten to do physical harm to the mag,but I told her if she did,Id run over the new vynal flooring with my lawnmower.(That went over well too!)
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Tom, Maybe you could supply the beer and a bunch of us could show up and help. On second thought it would probably be cheaper to hire a full time contractor than buy this bunch beer. I guess your on your own big guy. Good luck and may God have mercy on your soul ,if you don't get busy.
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To all of you who are entertaining this same thought,I ALREADYhave the beer in stock,just contact me for directions
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Smile & nod, man, just smile & nod.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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LOL, I think our wives may be related. I'm just finishing up drywalling and painting half the house. OOOPS, here she comes, I better go before she sees what your wife did and gets ideas.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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YOU tore up MY bathroom and then took off to party with a bunch of(insert explative word here)people you dont even know Ok we probably deserve that, I'll concede that point. You have lost your(insert explative word here)PB mag until MY bathroom is finished.You have lost all your(insert explative word here)pond privilages until my(insert explative word here)is finished. Harsh punishment and IMHO over-kill given the minor offense of house destruction. And if your not(insert explative word here)quick about it Im locking up your(insert explative word here)beer fridge too. LOCK UP THE BEER FRIDGE????? That is crazy talk!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh, a happy ending. I just love stories with happy endings.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Jeff,remember,my wife is also a nurse and she works night shift.She leaves between 8:30-9:00,just in time for the serious beer drinkin a truely happy ending
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Tom its your choice - get R done or R.I.P. (rest in peace as in cease to exist in the pond world). -
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Tom, It'll blow over. Take care of SWMBO first. Do some token repairs, keep the magazines and web pages out of sight for a while, and I'm sure things will return to normal. If we don't hear from you in a week or so, we will know it didn't work.
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After careful consideration, my advice is that you stand your ground and tell your wife that you are going to do what you want, when you want.
If that doesn't work....duck and cover, man, duck and cover.
(or maybe stop, drop, and roll...)
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Was glad to find this thread. My hubby has been trying to convince me that I'm the only wife not happy with my hubby flying off to Texas. At least you didn't cut down ten acres of hay the night before you left town. I try to support my hubby's ponds, but Pond Boss Conferences, like some sea food, should only be consumed in months with an "R" in them. If he leaves town for a week of pulled pork and brisket with the boys during hay season again, he'll be met by a process server at the airport.
One person's pond is another person's borrow pit.
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Howdy, Fish Wife, and welcome to the forum.
It seems like I've heard your post before somewhere.
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Is this the Fish Wife who I think it is?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:" "She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Go ahead and edit me.
That's what I thought; Theo is the most thoughtful, supportive husband in the entire universe and he greatly regrets leaving his lovely and talented wife to go to the Conference.
Yeah; right!
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It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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He's just lucky he didn't spout off about "well if she was my wife, I'd show her who's boss" like he does on most other threads.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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Thank you so very much, David.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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If she took the time to register, kTheo may be in deep sha...! Welcome aboard fish wid...err..fish wife.
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Welcome to the Pondboss forum, Fishwife. There is a brief questionaire we would like you to review and respond to. Please take a moment to answer these questions and you will be automatically entered into our vibratory compactor raffle. - 1) What is a Corgi? a) a liqueur b) a Granville frat bar c) an adoreable dog 2) (complete this statement) "Horses are..." a) stupid and useless b) great house pets c) a wonderful hobby and small business to operate from a very nice stable on a private farm 3) my husband's IQ is likely a) 29 b) 30 c) not sure, but he can give Google a good run for the money 4) The perfect farm would have a) 2 ponds b) 3 ponds c) no ponds, but a a 16 jet jacuzzi hot tub in the master bathroom 5) My perfect husband would be: a) wealthy like Bill Gates, with Fabio's looks b) a true gentleman like Prince Charming c) an aerospace engineer
You have 10 minutes; please begin now.
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1) D - a 4-H project
2) D - Did you know that they consume 2 bags of AquaMax 500 & 600 a month? Least that's what I've convinced my accountant.
3) D - 138
4) B
5) D - A heavy equipment owner/operator! Is Otto single?
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I love that woman.
P.S. Otto is married. Very married.
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Have I said lately how great Theo is?
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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138? Same as mine. What am I doing wrong? Theo, be glad she didnt hear any of Otto's jokes. You may have lost her. Sorry for butting in. I need a job. Not really. Damn, JHAP must have rubbed off on me.
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